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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Sunday, July 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Mortez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Mortez comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mortez launches a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth.
Crazyfucker lands a decisive right blow to the head and Mortez's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mortez paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a cross to the stomach, but Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mortez pummels Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Mortez steps aside.
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-Mortez paws a series of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a series of loud shots to the head.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Mortez fires a right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Mortez throws a right right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mortez landed 7 of 40 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Mortez doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mortez comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Mortez paws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Mortez stays away from it.
-Mortez launches a right sweeping right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Mortez charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Mortez probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Mortez throws a series of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker pops Mortez with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus. Mortez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious blows to the chin.

BELL
Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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