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(Heavyweight) Too Tall Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 118-110, 117-113, 119-110.

Match Saturday, July 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is Too Tall Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini strikes with a volley of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+Luchini throws a quick right to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 18 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Luchini connects with a barrage of punches to the face. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Luchini tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a wild hook to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but Luchini ties him up.
-Luchini fires a flurry of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 21 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the eye, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini scores with a volley of mean punches to the nose!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Luchini ducks just in time.
+Luchini lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker paws a uppercut to the stomach, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the ribs, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini attacks with a pair of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Luchini ducks.
+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Luchini slams Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker fires Luchini with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Luchini lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini attempts a sweeping right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the eye!
+Luchini catches Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Luchini smashes Crazyfucker with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Luchini paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Luchini attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right hook to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Luchini lands a flurry of nice blows to the head. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini throws a volley of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Luchini escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Luchini nails Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 11 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Luchini attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the chest, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the stomach, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of stinging shots to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 14 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Luchini lands a volley of nice punches to the face!!
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a series of quick punches to the head.
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+Luchini takes charge with a volley of punches to the face. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 12 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Luchini lands a powerful straight right to the chin. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Too Tall Luchini won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a straight right to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini connects with a series of punches to the face!!
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-Luchini fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 12 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 109-100


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right shots to the face, but Luchini escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini drills Crazyfucker with a volley of mean punches to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
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-Luchini fires a right roundhouse to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Luchini lashes out with a sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Too Tall Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Too Tall Luchini is winning the fight 118-110


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Too Tall Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Too Tall Luchini 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Too Tall Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Too Tall Luchini 117-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Too Tall Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Too Tall Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Too Tall Luchini 119-110

Too Tall Luchini wins by decision!