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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Jog by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, June 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 356 pounds (161 kilograms) is Jog!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Jog charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Jog escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 3 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Jog tries a series of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left to the temple, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Jog charges with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Jog backs out of it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Jog doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a left to the nose, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the temple, but Jog hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left straight right to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Jog charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Jog doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Jog throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Jog ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jog deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Jog covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a cross to the stomach, but Jog backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Jog fires a flurry of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Jog takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but Jog covers himself well.
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-Jog lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but Jog ducks just in time.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the face, but Jog ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Jog tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the eye, but Jog beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the eye, but Jog blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Jog lunges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the eye, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Jog attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a right jab to the nose, but Jog narrowly avoids it
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Jog attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the eye, but Jog escapes.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Jog doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Jog covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jog steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Jog leaps aside.
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-Jog throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jog landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Jog remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken jaw.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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