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(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, June 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 182 pounds (83 kilograms) is Im that dude!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Im That Dude backs up Hitchens with a volley of stinging punches to the nose! Hitchens shakes his head to clear it.
-Hitchens tries to land a pair of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a series of loud blows to the eye.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Hitchens attempts a volley of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Hitchens ducks.
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+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a volley of mean shots to the eye.
-Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 9 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9


Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Im That Dude launches a right uppercut to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude tries a left hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
-Im That Dude throws a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens fires a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Hitchens charges with a left jab to the chin, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Hitchens fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude ties him up.
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+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a flurry of hard shots to the nose. Im That Dude sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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+Hitchens hits with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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+Im That Dude rocks Hitchens with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 8 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 30 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!!
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+Hitchens scores with a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw. Im That Dude is hurt!
-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
+Im That Dude whacks Hitchens with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Hitchens fires a stiff cross to the chin.
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-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude fires a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Im That Dude tags Hitchens with a series of solid punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 10 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 32 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27


Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a volley of nasty shots to the face.
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+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a stinging jab to the jaw.
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-Hitchens tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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+Im That Dude hurts Hitchens with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Im That Dude attempts a right uppercut to the head, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a painful hook to the eye. Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude paws a right straight right to the head, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 8 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36


Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Im That Dude probes with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Hitchens ties him up.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a barrage of glancing shots to the jaw.
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-Hitchens throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but Im That Dude blocks.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 6 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 33 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45


Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Im That Dude throws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Hitchens attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Im That Dude hits with a pair of shots to the head.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude paws a jab to the chin, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye. Im That Dude laughs!
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a flurry of stiff shots to the chin.
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+Hitchens hits with a light hook to the stomach.
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+Hitchens lands a volley of stiff blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 33 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54


Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Hitchens launches a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a series of quick punches to the mouth. Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Hitchens ducks.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens tosses a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Hitchens launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 5 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 33 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63


Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Hitchens connects with a volley of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Hitchens probes with a series of right blows to the head, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a barrage of hard shots to the nose. Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of commanding blows to the face.
-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens slams Im That Dude with a volley of shots to the nose. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 5 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 20 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72


Im That Dude is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
-Im That Dude launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a volley of shots to the face. Im That Dude retreats to the far corner.
-Hitchens throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a barrage of heavy blows to the eye. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude throws a jab to the mouth, but Hitchens blocks.
-Im That Dude tries a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left jab to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens lands a pair of punches to the head. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 3 of 36 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 22 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81


Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens lands a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Hitchens tosses a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
+Hitchens suprises Im That Dude with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Hitchens lands a quick punch in the nose and Im That Dude's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!