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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, June 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 348 pounds (158 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands slams Underrodney5 with a barrage of shots to the jaw! Underrodney5 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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+Underrodney5 hurts Pillow Hands with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Underrodney5 attempts a uppercut to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Underrodney5 with a pair of heavy blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 37 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Pillow Hands hits Underrodney5 with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Pillow Hands fires a wild uppercut to the jaw.
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-Underrodney5 attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands hits Underrodney5 with a barrage of nice blows to the eye! Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 18 of 41 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

+Pillow Hands backs up Underrodney5 with a flurry of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Underrodney5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Underrodney5 throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Underrodney5 with a series of commanding shots to the face!! Underrodney5 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands shakes Underrodney5 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 41 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a sweeping right to the jaw, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Underrodney5 throws a uppercut to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left blows to the face, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
+Pillow Hands connects with a flurry of strong blows to the face.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of hard shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 41 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

+Pillow Hands solidly lands a series of punches to the nose.
-Underrodney5 throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands punches Underrodney5 with a pair of solid shots to the eye. Underrodney5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right punches to the chin, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
+Pillow Hands connects with a solid roundhouse to the head.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands launches a right jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Pillow Hands rocks Underrodney5 with a flurry of blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the face, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
+Pillow Hands rocks Underrodney5 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Underrodney5 probes with a volley of right shots to the face, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a straight right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands punches Underrodney5 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 tries to land a series of left shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Underrodney5 with a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Pillow Hands drills Underrodney5 with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a cross to the chin, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the face. Underrodney5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 17 of 40 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 fires a pair of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of right blows to the face, but misses.
-Pillow Hands probes with a left left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands backs up Underrodney5 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Underrodney5 gets mad!
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Underrodney5 with a cross to the stomach!! Underrodney5 doesn't notice.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands hammers Underrodney5 with a series of mean shots to the eye. Underrodney5 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 39 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a uppercut to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the jaw, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands fires a series of furious punches to the face! Underrodney5 grimaces in pain.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a sweeping right to the jaw!
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+Pillow Hands hits Underrodney5 with a barrage of shots to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 42 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Underrodney5 fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands hits Underrodney5 with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right straight right to the jaw, but Underrodney5 escapes.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of shots to the face, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a pair of painful punches to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 43 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Pillow Hands wallops Underrodney5 with a series of blows to the chin!
-Pillow Hands tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands punches Underrodney5 with a pair of wild blows to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Underrodney5 probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 16 of 37 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 probes with a series of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Hands lands a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands tags Underrodney5 with a loud sweeping right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 16 of 40 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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