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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, June 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 344 pounds (156 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Underrodney5 lashes out with a volley of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the face, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 charges with a pair of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
+Crazyfucker wallops Underrodney5 with a volley of quick shots to the eye. Underrodney5 is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
-Underrodney5 tries a series of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Underrodney5 tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 21 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Underrodney5 paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a cross to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Underrodney5 throws a right uppercut to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker tries a right hook to the nose, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Underrodney5 attempts a series of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of shots to the eye, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Underrodney5 attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the eye, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Underrodney5 tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Underrodney5 tries a barrage of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker throws a jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Underrodney5 throws a series of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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