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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Underrodney5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, June 18, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 344 pounds (156 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the head, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Underrodney5 lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a jab to the ribs, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Underrodney5 probes with a right sweeping right to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 paws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a cross to the temple, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left uppercut to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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-Underrodney5 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 probes with a volley of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left blows to the chin, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left blows to the nose, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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-Underrodney5 throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker tags Underrodney5 with a volley of stinging blows to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 tries a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right jab to the face, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker belts Underrodney5 with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Underrodney5 lunges with a pair of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Underrodney5 strikes with Crazyfucker with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker lands a series of nasty shots to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 22 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a left jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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-Underrodney5 throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Underrodney5 continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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