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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, June 16, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 344 pounds (156 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the face, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
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-Underrodney5 tries a pair of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 charges with a volley of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a straight right to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of blows to the head, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Underrodney5 with a volley of quick punches to the eye!! Underrodney5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Underrodney5 fires a flurry of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 paws a barrage of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker hits Underrodney5 with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the chin, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Underrodney5 tries a left to the head, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 21 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Crazyfucker rocks Underrodney5 with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underrodney5 attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker jars Underrodney5 with a pair of heavy blows to the head.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 probes with a series of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left shots to the face, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 fires a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of left shots to the chin, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left cross to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a sweeping right to the mouth, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Underrodney5 paws a right jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker hits Underrodney5 with a off balance right to the jaw!! Underrodney5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a hook to the stomach, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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-Underrodney5 charges with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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