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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Sunday, June 15, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Polly lands a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid fires a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
+Polly solidly lands a light sweeping right to the ribs.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Stoopid annoys Polly with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a nasty uppercut to the ribs!!
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 27 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly attacks with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the chest. Stoopid gets mad!
-Stoopid paws a left hook to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Stoopid hits with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly scores with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stoopid punches Polly with a flurry of light blows to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a strong straight right to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest!
-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a off balance jab to the ribs.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 26 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid hits Polly with a pair of powerful shots to the chest. Polly hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a right left to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a series of stinging blows to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
+Polly hurts Stoopid with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the stomach. Stoopid is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 22 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 39 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid tries to land a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid is hurt!
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a heavy jab to the ribs.
-Stoopid charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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+Stoopid catches Polly with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Stoopid wallops Polly with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid smacks Polly with a straight right to the ribs. Polly sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
-Stoopid fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Polly ducks.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid throws a roundhouse to the ribs. Polly doesn't notice.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Stoopid gets mad!
+Polly throws a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 49 of 50 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly hits with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus!! Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly hits with a cross to the ribs.
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+Stoopid smashes Polly with a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+Polly throws a flurry of powerful blows to the chest. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid launches a left left to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a wild hook to the chest.
+Polly fires a series of loud shots to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Polly strikes with a stiff right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 49 of 49 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly fires a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Stoopid jars Polly with a painful straight right to the stomach!
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a barrage of stiff blows to the chest. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stoopid tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of mean blows to the solar plexus.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach!! Stoopid laughs!
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+Stoopid smashes Polly with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Polly sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid pummels Polly with a hook to the chest.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
-Stoopid tries a barrage of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Stoopid thumps Polly with a wild jab to the ribs. Polly ignores it.
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-Stoopid fires a right hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid throws a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Polly lands a heavy straight right to the chin.
-Stoopid attempts a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Polly tosses a roundhouse to the jaw. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly lands a volley of light shots to the head.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a pair of wild blows to the chin. Stoopid quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 30 of 30 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid takes charge with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a volley of mean shots to the nose.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stoopid attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid throws a hook to the chest, but misses.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a straight right to the solar plexus!!
-Stoopid probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Stoopid attempts a left to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the nose. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
+Stoopid annoys Polly with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
+Polly connects with a series of mean punches to the head.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!!
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+Polly fires a volley of furious shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 43 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+Stoopid shakes Polly with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Stoopid lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
+Polly lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth!! Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a cross to the mouth!
-Stoopid attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 44 punches, and Parker Polly landed 29 of 34 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 109-100


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly catches Stoopid with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Stoopid nails Polly with a pair of punches to the head.
Stoopid lands a powerful blow to the temple and Polly falls senseless!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Polly lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Polly throws a furious sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of crosses to the temple, but misses.
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+Stoopid scores with Polly with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
+Stoopid belts Polly with a pair of painful uppercuts to the face.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a left to the stomach.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Stoopid annoys Polly with a flurry of nice shots to the jaw!
Stoopid lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Polly is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!