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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, June 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 344 pounds (156 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Crazyfucker thumps Underrodney5 with a volley of wild blows to the chin. Underrodney5 retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the face, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 paws a left left to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the face, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left left to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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-Underrodney5 attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left jab to the eye, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right hook to the stomach, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
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-Underrodney5 launches a series of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the head, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Underrodney5 tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underrodney5 attempts a series of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Underrodney5 fires a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a hook to the nose, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Underrodney5 launches a series of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 21 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the nose, but goes wide.
+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the chin. Underrodney5 retreats to the far corner.
-Underrodney5 probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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-Underrodney5 launches a cross to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Underrodney5 with a pair of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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