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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Union Kane by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Friday, June 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 469 pounds (213 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Union Kane!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Union attempts a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin nails Union with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin solidly lands a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
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-Union throws a left cross to the face, but misses.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin solidly lands a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Union tags Kevin with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Kevin laughs!
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+Kevin fires a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus!
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-Union probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Union rocks Kevin with a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Kevin hits Union with a volley of punches to the stomach. Union beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin pummels Union with a straight right to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 30 of 31 punches, and Union Kane landed 12 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Union doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin tags Union with a jab to the ribs. Union is hurt!
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Union pummels Kevin with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin catches Union with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs!
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+Kevin lashes out with a series of punches to the chest.
+Kevin nails Union with a straight right to the chest.
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+Kevin annoys Union with a volley of heavy punches to the chest!! Union gets mad!
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+Kevin staggers Union with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
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-Union throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Union attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Kevin leaps aside.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Union is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Union Kane landed 12 of 21 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin tosses a pair of off balance punches to the stomach. Union doesn't notice.
-Union attempts a straight right to the nose, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin annoys Union with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Union throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin nails Union with a left to the chest.
+Kevin whacks Union with a powerful jab to the ribs.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin jars Union with a series of light punches to the stomach. Union seems wobbly!
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+Union drills Kevin with a flurry of strong punches to the chin! Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Union attacks with a jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Union hits Kevin with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 33 punches, and Union Kane landed 11 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin pokes Union with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin fires a loud straight right to the chest.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Union attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Union attempts a volley of right shots to the eye, but Kevin escapes.
+Union hits Kevin with a barrage of blows to the eye. Kevin is hurt!
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin thumps Union with a series of strong punches to the stomach. Union backpedals to his own corner.
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+Union catches Kevin with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Union hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin backs up Union with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 32 punches, and Union Kane landed 10 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.

Union remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Union connects with a jab to the face. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
-Union lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin catches Union with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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-Union attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 7 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 26 punches.

Union Kane won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin strikes with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Kevin whacks Union with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Union nails Kevin with a flurry of strong shots to the eye. Kevin ignores it.
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-Union attempts a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Kevin scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Union backpedals to his own corner.
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-Union throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Kevin wallops Union with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kevin fires a volley of light punches to the ribs.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin belts Union with a loud jab to the ribs. Union gets mad!
+Kevin slams Union with a jab to the stomach.
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+Kevin lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin lands a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Union seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 58 of 58 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kevin annoys Union with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Union sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Union tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Kevin covers himself well.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Union paws a hook to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Union smacks Kevin with a pair of glancing shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 23 punches.

Union Kane won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin smashes Union with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest. Union grimaces in pain.
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+Union pummels Kevin with a series of light punches to the temple. Kevin covers up.
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+Kevin tags Union with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Union is hurt!
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin nails Union with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin rocks Union with a barrage of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Union tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Kevin leaps aside.
-Union attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Kevin solidly lands a barrage of nice blows to the chest!
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+Kevin pummels Union with a heavy jab to the ribs!
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+Kevin wallops Union with a flurry of quick punches to the chest. Union grimaces in pain.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin tosses a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
+Kevin grazes Union with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of shots to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 56 of 57 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin rocks Union with a series of painful shots to the chest.
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-Union attempts a left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Union jars Kevin with a nice cross to the face.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Union throws a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Union attacks with a pair of blows to the nose, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Kevin pops Union with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 25 punches.

Union Kane won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin slams Union with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kevin tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits Union with a flurry of punches to the chest. Union falls against the ropes!
+Kevin annoys Union with a heavy jab to the chest!
+Union hits with a flurry of wild blows to the chin.
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+Kevin jolts Union with a barrage of wild blows to the ribs. Union seems wobbly!
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-Union fires a series of blows to the chin, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Union fires a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Kevin hits Union with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin fires a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Union covers up.
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+Kevin solidly lands a glancing jab to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin tags Union with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Union attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin escapes.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
+Kevin fires a jab to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 55 of 55 punches, and Union Kane landed 9 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin fires a loud right to the chest. Union hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Union throws a uppercut to the nose, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Union throws a hook to the face!
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-Union paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Kevin ducks.
-Union probes with a uppercut to the chin, but Kevin blocks.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Union Kane landed 7 of 24 punches.

Union Kane won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Union doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Union clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kevin tosses a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Union quickly recovers.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Union tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Union probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Kevin pops Union with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
+Union shakes Kevin with a pair of loud blows to the face.
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+Kevin throws a pair of punches to the stomach!!
+Kevin belts Union with a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin fires a furious jab to the ribs.
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+Kevin scores with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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+Kevin punches Union with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kevin drills Union with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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Kevin tries to attack, but Union hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kevin tattoos Union with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 56 of 61 punches, and Union Kane landed 8 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-112


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Union doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Union Kane 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Union Kane 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Union Kane 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Union Kane 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Union Kane 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Union Kane 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Union Kane 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Union Kane 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Union Kane 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Union Kane 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Union Kane 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Union Kane 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!