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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Underrodney5 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, June 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 351 pounds (159 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a right right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Underrodney5 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 attempts a flurry of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Underrodney5 with a pair of blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left left to the nose, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a right hook to the nose, but Underrodney5 escapes.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Underrodney5 lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Underrodney5 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of blows to the jaw, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Underrodney5 probes with a pair of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the face, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a left to the nose, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right hook to the face, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker drills Underrodney5 with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Underrodney5 tries to land a barrage of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Underrodney5 blocks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Underrodney5 attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right to the temple, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Underrodney5 charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right roundhouse to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 fires a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right jab to the stomach, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
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-Underrodney5 probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Underrodney5 with a series of hard shots to the chin. Underrodney5 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Underrodney5 covers up.

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-Underrodney5 fires a flurry of shots to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the temple, but Underrodney5 stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the head, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Underrodney5 with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Underrodney5 landed 1 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Underrodney5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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