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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, June 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 927 pounds (420 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Stay ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands paws a straight right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of right blows to the nose, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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+Stay smacks Pillow Hands with a volley of mean punches to the nose. Pillow Hands ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 41 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of right blows to the head, but Stay covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stay pummels Pillow Hands with a flurry of shots to the nose. Pillow Hands covers up.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the head, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the temple, but Stay steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Stay tosses a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the temple, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 42 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but Stay ducks.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Stay hits Pillow Hands with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Pillow Hands covers up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands paws a volley of shots to the chest, but Stay escapes.
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-Pillow Hands throws a right straight right to the eye, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 40 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Stay ducks just in time.
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+Stay slams Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Stay quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Stay ducks.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Stay steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 41 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Stay escapes.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Stay stays away from it.
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+Stay staggers Pillow Hands with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Stay steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 42 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a straight right to the ribs, but Stay leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left blows to the head, but Stay blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Stay nails Pillow Hands with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands throws a straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a left cross to the stomach, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands paws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Stay wallops Pillow Hands with a barrage of furious shots to the head! Pillow Hands asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Stay throws a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 40 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the chin, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+Stay connects with a quick straight right to the stomach!! Pillow Hands doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Stay leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but Stay ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of left shots to the face, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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+Stay connects with a volley of shots to the solar plexus! Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the nose, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Stay narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left shots to the nose, but Stay deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Stay ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of blows to the head, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands tries a volley of blows to the head, but Stay backs out of it.
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+Stay slams Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of right punches to the face, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left blows to the nose, but Stay ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Stay covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of right shots to the head, but Stay ducks just in time.
+Stay tags Pillow Hands with a series of glancing blows to the face.
-Pillow Hands attempts a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a left jab to the chest, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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+Stay tags Pillow Hands with a barrage of nice shots to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 1 of 39 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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