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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, June 07, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez attempts a left roundhouse to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez tries to land a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez launches a uppercut to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Velasquez with a wild uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 26 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Velasquez hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the temple.
Velasquez lands a tremendous haymaker and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Crazyfucker tries a left uppercut to the chin, but Velasquez covers himself well.
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-Velasquez launches a uppercut to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Velasquez lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a flurry of blows to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-17


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez probes with a right right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth.
-Velasquez tries a jab to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Velasquez hits Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Velasquez lands a resounding right uppercut and Crazyfucker's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-25


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of painful blows to the chin. Velasquez backpedals to his own corner.
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-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Velasquez attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the head, but misses completely.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez launches a series of right shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker lands a right to the face. Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
-Velasquez attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a series of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez charges with a hook to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 36 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 40-33


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Velasquez tosses a series of mean blows to the nose.
Velasquez lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Velasquez attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Velasquez lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez tries a pair of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right blows to the temple, but Velasquez ducks.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.

BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Cain Velasquez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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