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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated BigAlDelicious by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Friday, June 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 366 pounds (166 kilograms) is BigAlDelicious!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Bigaldelicious fires a volley of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Bigaldelicious deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Bigaldelicious beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Bigaldelicious doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Bigaldelicious ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Bigaldelicious attacks with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Bigaldelicious doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Bigaldelicious steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker launches a right cross to the temple, but Bigaldelicious quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Bigaldelicious leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Bigaldelicious throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 21 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Bigaldelicious doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Bigaldelicious with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Bigaldelicious lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 1 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Bigaldelicious doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker nails Bigaldelicious with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Bigaldelicious blocks.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but Bigaldelicious ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Bigaldelicious throws a hook to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Bigaldelicious doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Bigaldelicious quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Bigaldelicious steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Bigaldelicious tries to land a barrage of shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Bigaldelicious doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bigaldelicious ducks just in time.
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-Bigaldelicious attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Bigaldelicious with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a roundhouse to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Bigaldelicious stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BigAlDelicious landed 2 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Bigaldelicious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Bigaldelicious covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Bigaldelicious throws a left jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Bigaldelicious stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Bigaldelicious blocks.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL
Bigaldelicious remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let BigAlDelicious continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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