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(Welterweight) Cosmo Kramer defeated time bum by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, June 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is time bum!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Kramer tags Time with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Time shakes Kramer with a barrage of vicious shots to the jaw.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tattoos Time with a flurry of punches to the mouth!! Time shakes his head to clear it.
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+Kramer hits with a pair of blows to the chest!!
+Kramer smashes Time with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Time hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kramer tosses a barrage of light punches to the ribs!!
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-Time tries a series of right blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Kramer connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of nice punches to the temple!
-Time attempts a pair of left blows to the nose, but Kramer blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 41 of 44 punches, and time bum landed 6 of 25 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9


Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Time doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kramer annoys Time with a stinging jab to the head.
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+Kramer hurts Time with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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+Kramer punches Time with a barrage of painful shots to the chin. Time quickly recovers.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Time tries a pair of left punches to the head, but Kramer narrowly avoids it
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hammers Time with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer annoys Time with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw. Time sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Time throws a pair of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Kramer grazes Time with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer takes charge with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kramer hits with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 36 punches, and time bum landed 5 of 23 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18


Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kramer covers up.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tosses a off balance uppercut to the mouth. Time retreats to the far corner.
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-Time tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Time throws a pair of blows to the head, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time fires a flurry of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Time paws a volley of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches, and time bum landed 5 of 25 punches.

time bum won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28


Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Time attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer grazes Time with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Time beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kramer takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
-Time paws a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Kramer solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer whacks Time with a series of hard punches to the eye. Time sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Time backs up Kramer with a barrage of shots to the jaw!!
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+Kramer pummels Time with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Kramer drills Time with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Time doesn't seem bothered.
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-Time throws a flurry of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Time paws a volley of blows to the face, but Kramer ducks just in time.
+Kramer catches Time with a mean hook to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 39 of 44 punches, and time bum landed 6 of 25 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Kramer covers up.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Time attacks with a series of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Kramer punches Time with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Time rocks Kramer with a flurry of loud shots to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Time launches a pair of blows to the chin, but Kramer escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches, and time bum landed 4 of 26 punches.

time bum won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer strikes with a series of solid punches to the temple.
+Kramer smashes Time with a strong straight right to the eye.
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+Time whacks Kramer with a volley of punches to the chin. Kramer is hurt!
+Kramer tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
-Time attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hurts Time with a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Time asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kramer hits Time with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Kramer tosses a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Time lashes out with a left hook to the head, but Kramer backs out of it.
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+Kramer smacks Time with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Kramer ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 39 of 40 punches, and time bum landed 5 of 24 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Kramer covers up.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Time fires a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer grazes Time with a volley of hard blows to the face.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time launches a barrage of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Time attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Time launches a series of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 8 punches, and time bum landed 4 of 23 punches.

time bum won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kramer hits with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Time doesn't seem bothered.
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+Kramer catches Time with a pair of punches to the jaw. Time laughs!
-Time tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Kramer ties him up.
+Time drills Kramer with a pair of blows to the head.
-Time attempts a straight right to the eye, but Kramer stays away from it.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Time launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Kramer smacks Time with a straight right to the eye.
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+Kramer tattoos Time with a right to the nose!! Time seems wobbly!
+Kramer hits with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer scores with a commanding straight right to the jaw.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time attempts a barrage of blows to the head, but Kramer backs out of it.
+Kramer attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Time hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer smashes Time with a jab to the nose.
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-Time tries a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Kramer blocks.
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+Kramer jars Time with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Kramer tattoos Time with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Time probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Kramer jars Time with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 50 of 50 punches, and time bum landed 9 of 37 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Kramer covers up.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Kramer catches Time with a series of quick shots to the mouth.
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-Time fires a volley of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Time attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Kramer ducks.
-Time lashes out with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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-Time tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Time jolts Kramer with a volley of blows to the temple.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time throws a right uppercut to the nose, but Kramer escapes.
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-Time probes with a volley of shots to the face, but Kramer escapes.
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-Time attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 7 punches, and time bum landed 6 of 42 punches.

time bum won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85


Kramer doesn't even want to rest!

Time remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Time takes charge with a volley of mean punches to the nose. Kramer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kramer scores with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Time attacks with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Kramer annoys Time with a series of wild shots to the chin! Time is hurt!
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+Kramer nails Time with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
-Time attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Time attacks with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Kramer throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer backs up Time with a pair of wild shots to the head.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Time hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Time attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Kramer grazes Time with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmo Kramer landed 46 of 48 punches, and time bum landed 8 of 38 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94


Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Time remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Time is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Kramer fires a pair of punches to the face.
Kramer lands a resounding left uppercut and Time goes down!!

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He's Out!
Cosmo Kramer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Time can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: time bum 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: time bum 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: time bum 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: time bum 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: time bum 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: time bum 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: time bum 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: time bum 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: time bum 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: time bum 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: time bum 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: time bum 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9

Cosmo Kramer wins by a knockout!