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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated The Hitchhiker V by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Wednesday, June 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker V!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Hitchhiker V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hitchhiker V ducks just in time.
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+Hitchhiker V hurts Stoopid with a series of shots to the stomach. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V shakes Stoopid with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Hitchhiker V backs out of it.
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+Hitchhiker V hammers Stoopid with a flurry of nice shots to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V grazes Stoopid with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Hitchhiker V catches Stoopid with a barrage of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Hitchhiker V hammers Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid annoys Hitchhiker V with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Stoopid hits with a hard straight right to the chest!
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 27 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 13 of 25 punches.

The Hitchhiker V won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 10-9


Hitchhiker V doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 2

Hitchhiker V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hitchhiker V jolts Stoopid with a painful roundhouse to the solar plexus!! Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchhiker V lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Stoopid blocks.
Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Hitchhiker V thumps Stoopid with a hook to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Hitchhiker V backs out of it.
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V hammers Stoopid with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+Hitchhiker V hammers Stoopid with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid throws a volley of stinging blows to the chest!
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stoopid grazes Hitchhiker V with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Hitchhiker V whacks Stoopid with a volley of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 28 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 12 of 25 punches.

The Hitchhiker V won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 20-18


Hitchhiker V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 3

Hitchhiker V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Hitchhiker V clocks Stoopid with a volley of light shots to the chest!!
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Hitchhiker V quickly backs away.
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Stoopid slams Hitchhiker V with a pair of blows to the chest.
Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V slams Stoopid with a pair of glancing shots to the stomach. Stoopid is hurt!
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Hitchhiker V scores with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid laughs!
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V takes charge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Stoopid hits with a painful hook to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 28 of 30 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 24 punches.

The Hitchhiker V won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 30-27


Hitchhiker V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 4

Hitchhiker V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Hitchhiker V lands a barrage of quick shots to the stomach. Stoopid doesn't notice.
Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchhiker V fires a barrage of shots to the chest.
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Stoopid wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hitchhiker V pummels Stoopid with a furious roundhouse to the stomach!!
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid pops Hitchhiker V with a series of loud shots to the chest.
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-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Hitchhiker V lands a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Hitchhiker V tries to land a cross to the ribs, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchhiker V fires a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 23 of 32 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 25 punches.

The Hitchhiker V won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 40-36


Hitchhiker V is obviously tired.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 5

Hitchhiker V clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hitchhiker V lands a pair of nice blows to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Stoopid tosses a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs. Hitchhiker V covers up.
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Stoopid tries to attack, but Hitchhiker V hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Stoopid fires a left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Hitchhiker V belts Stoopid with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Hitchhiker V hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest. Stoopid laughs!
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+Hitchhiker V thumps Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Hitchhiker V suprises Stoopid with a flurry of wild blows to the chest!
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stoopid lands a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid jolts Hitchhiker V with a furious hook to the solar plexus. Hitchhiker V sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 26 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 16 of 34 punches.

The Hitchhiker V won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 50-45


Hitchhiker V is slowing down.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 6

Hitchhiker V fights inside. (inside)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Stoopid suprises Hitchhiker V with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
+Hitchhiker V rocks Stoopid with a volley of blows to the ribs. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
+Hitchhiker V pokes Stoopid with a series of hard blows to the stomach. Stoopid gets mad!
+Hitchhiker V tags Stoopid with a right to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Hitchhiker V ducks.
-Stoopid charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Stoopid backs up Hitchhiker V with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Hitchhiker V launches a series of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Hitchhiker V tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Hitchhiker V strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach!!
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+Hitchhiker V whacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid paws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Hitchhiker V leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 26 of 39 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 16 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 60-55


Hitchhiker V looks exhausted. He has a bloody nose.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 7

Hitchhiker V fights inside. (inside)
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

+Hitchhiker V pokes Stoopid with a pair of loud shots to the ribs. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Stoopid hits with a volley of loud blows to the stomach.
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-Hitchhiker V fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but Hitchhiker V ties him up.
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+Hitchhiker V hits with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Hitchhiker V backs out of it.
-Stoopid probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Hitchhiker V smashes Stoopid with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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+Stoopid smashes Hitchhiker V with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach.
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+Stoopid jars Hitchhiker V with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Hitchhiker V smacks Stoopid with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Hitchhiker V takes it in the forearms.
+Hitchhiker V jars Stoopid with a vicious cross to the chest! Stoopid falls against the ropes!
-Hitchhiker V probes with a left to the stomach, but Stoopid leaps aside.
+Hitchhiker V smacks Stoopid with a volley of strong shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 24 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 16 of 33 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 69-65


Hitchhiker V collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 8

Hitchhiker V fights inside. (inside)
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

-Hitchhiker V launches a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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-Hitchhiker V throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Stoopid steps aside.
+Stoopid tosses a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Hitchhiker V pokes Stoopid with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus. Stoopid gets mad!
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-Hitchhiker V attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Stoopid tags Hitchhiker V with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Hitchhiker V deftly avoits it.
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-Stoopid charges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Hitchhiker V ducks.
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-Hitchhiker V throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Stoopid narrowly avoids it
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+Stoopid throws a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchhiker V annoys Stoopid with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker V landed 17 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 19 of 36 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

The Hitchhiker V is winning the fight 78-75


Hitchhiker V can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 9

Hitchhiker V fights inside. (inside)
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Stoopid hammers Hitchhiker V with a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Hitchhiker V sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Stoopid lands a thundering right blow to the head and Hitchhiker V drops like a stone!!

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Hitchhiker V struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hitchhiker V lunges with a right to the chest, but goes wide.
-Stoopid attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Hitchhiker V catches Stoopid with a volley of hard shots to the chest!
+Stoopid belts Hitchhiker V with a flurry of nice shots to the chest. Stoopid strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Hitchhiker V starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hitchhiker V can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken nose.

Stoopid is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.

The doctor won't let The Hitchhiker V continue the fight! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by TKO!!




Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 5: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 5: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 2: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 3: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 4: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 5: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 6: The Hitchhiker V 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a technical knockout!