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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, June 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 363 pounds (165 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right shots to the head, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a jab to the ribs, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of right shots to the head, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right left to the mouth, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands throws a straight right to the stomach, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 36 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a hook to the chin, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right cross to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right roundhouse to the head, but Tester ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of blows to the head, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the nose, but Tester backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Tester leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands paws a left jab to the eye, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Tester covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands launches a cross to the eye, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of right blows to the temple, but Tester blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a left left to the eye, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands attempts a hook to the stomach, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of right shots to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands throws a right sweeping right to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Tester leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right shots to the head, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a left cross to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Tester ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tester probes with a jab to the ribs, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Tester ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the temple, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Tester leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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