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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated BOT-160489 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Sunday, June 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is BOT-160489!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slugger is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Slugger attacks with a uppercut to the head, but Bot-160489 leaps aside.
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+Bot-160489 pounds Slugger with a barrage of nice punches to the chest!
+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Bot-160489 staggers Slugger with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
+Bot-160489 punches Slugger with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Slugger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-160489 hammers Slugger with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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+Bot-160489 backs up Slugger with a right to the solar plexus!!
+Bot-160489 strikes with a jab to the head. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Slugger probes with a jab to the nose, but Bot-160489 blocks.
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+Slugger lashes out with a cross to the temple. Bot-160489 falls against the ropes!
Slugger lands a devestating left punch in the nose and Bot-160489 goes down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-160489 throws a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Bot-160489 throws a glancing straight right to the solar plexus.
-Slugger attempts a flurry of hooks to the nose, but only hits air.
+Bot-160489 pops Slugger with a pair of wild shots to the nose.
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+Slugger lands a flurry of strong hooks to the jaw. Bot-160489 ignores it.
+Bot-160489 pokes Slugger with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Slugger probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Bot-160489 attacks with a roundhouse to the head. Slugger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slugger annoys Bot-160489 with a flurry of light blows to the temple.
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+Bot-160489 fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Bot-160489 connects with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Slugger tosses a glancing left to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 14 of 34 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 73 of 77 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 10-8


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-160489 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slugger is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-160489 hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
+Bot-160489 punches Slugger with a volley of roundhouses to the temple.
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+Bot-160489 throws a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Slugger grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-160489 hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
+Bot-160489 solidly lands a flurry of blows to the stomach. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-160489 lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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-Slugger tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but Bot-160489 deftly avoits it.
-Slugger attempts a right right to the head, but Bot-160489 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-160489 belts Slugger with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 clocks Slugger with a stinging left to the temple.
+Bot-160489 grazes Slugger with a volley of punches to the temple. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-160489 hits with a pair of mean crosses to the chin.
+Bot-160489 scores with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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+Bot-160489 jolts Slugger with a volley of mean punches to the head!
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+Slugger suprises Bot-160489 with a flurry of solid crosses to the mouth.
Slugger lands a terrific blow to the head and Bot-160489 is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger grazes Bot-160489 with a glancing left to the face. Bot-160489 ignores it.
Slugger lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Bot-160489 falls to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-160489 strikes with a flurry of punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap roundhouses to the nose.
-Slugger attempts a volley of right crosses to the head, but Bot-160489 leaps aside.
+Bot-160489 attacks with a stinging punch to the face! Slugger is hurt!
+Slugger hits with a pair of blows to the mouth. Bot-160489 doesn't seem bothered.
+Slugger lands a series of solid blows to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 rocks Slugger with a pair of stiff roundhouses to the jaw.
+Slugger jars Bot-160489 with a series of strong crosses to the nose.
+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 30 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 78 of 78 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 20-15


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-160489 takes charge with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-160489 pokes Slugger with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-160489 throws a volley of quick punches to the eye!!
+Bot-160489 hits with a volley of painful punches to the face. Slugger falls against the ropes!
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+Bot-160489 punches Slugger with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Slugger attacks with a series of punches to the head.
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+Bot-160489 pokes Slugger with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Slugger fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Bot-160489 jars Slugger with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Slugger attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Bot-160489 deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-160489 tattoos Slugger with a volley of light blows to the head.
+Bot-160489 lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Slugger paws a series of punches to the eye, but Bot-160489 covers himself well.
-Slugger lunges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Bot-160489 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-160489 fires a heavy jab to the face.
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-Slugger lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 15 of 33 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 80 of 82 punches.

BOT-160489 won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 29-25


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slugger scores with a hook to the temple. Bot-160489 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slugger tries to land a series of left blows to the head, but Bot-160489 escapes.
-Slugger probes with a left straight right to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. Slugger retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-160489 grazes Slugger with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slugger hits with a volley of wild shots to the mouth.
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+Bot-160489 slams Slugger with a roundhouse to the face. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a barrage of wild shots to the mouth.
-Slugger probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but misses.
+Bot-160489 staggers Slugger with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 fires a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-160489 lands a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Bot-160489 backs up Slugger with a straight right to the head!! Slugger gets mad!
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+Slugger attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Bot-160489 slams Slugger with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
+Bot-160489 whacks Slugger with a volley of punches to the head!!
+Bot-160489 throws a nasty roundhouse to the stomach. Slugger doesn't notice.
+Bot-160489 hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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+Bot-160489 wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Slugger doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-160489 stuns Slugger with a series of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Bot-160489 hammers Slugger with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Slugger ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 15 of 31 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 75 of 75 punches.

BOT-160489 won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 38-35


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Slugger paws a left left to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-160489 launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Slugger blocks.
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+Bot-160489 backs up Slugger with a series of powerful blows to the chin!
-Slugger attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Bot-160489 narrowly avoids it
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+Slugger jolts Bot-160489 with a barrage of mean punches to the temple!
+Bot-160489 jolts Slugger with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Bot-160489 jars Slugger with a left to the stomach. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Slugger staggers Bot-160489 with a flurry of blows to the face. Bot-160489 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slugger lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Bot-160489 falls senseless!!

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FOUR

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SEVEN
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-160489 smacks Slugger with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 fires a wild roundhouse to the temple! Slugger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-160489 slams Slugger with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-160489 pokes Slugger with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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+Bot-160489 belts Slugger with a vicious jab to the temple.
+Bot-160489 hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
+Slugger pummels Bot-160489 with a stinging left to the chin.
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+Slugger drills Bot-160489 with a volley of commanding shots to the nose. Bot-160489 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-160489 fires a pair of punches to the chest!
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+Bot-160489 pummels Slugger with a flurry of nice shots to the chin.
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-Slugger probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bot-160489 ties him up.
+Bot-160489 pokes Slugger with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 31 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 75 of 76 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 48-43


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-160489 throws a pair of heavy punches to the face. Slugger doesn't notice.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Bot-160489 pounds Slugger with a series of quick punches to the eye!! Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-160489 grazes Slugger with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Slugger ignores it.
+Bot-160489 nails Slugger with a flurry of furious punches to the eye. Slugger laughs!
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+Slugger annoys Bot-160489 with a vicious right to the head. Bot-160489 gets mad!
-Bot-160489 paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a series of punches to the mouth. Slugger seems wobbly!
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+Slugger wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing blows to the jaw.
Slugger lands a well placed left blow to the head and Bot-160489 is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-160489 probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Slugger takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-160489 staggers Slugger with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Bot-160489 drills Slugger with a hook to the face.
-Slugger lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Bot-160489 quickly backs away.
+Bot-160489 hits with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Slugger grazes Bot-160489 with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Slugger probes with a series of left shots to the face, but Bot-160489 ties him up.
+Slugger belts Bot-160489 with a pair of stiff shots to the head. Bot-160489 gets mad!
+Bot-160489 slams Slugger with a loud left to the chin!!
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+Slugger thumps Bot-160489 with a pair of punches to the eye. Bot-160489 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-160489 grazes Slugger with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
+Bot-160489 hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-160489 catches Slugger with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 33 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 67 of 73 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 58-51


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-160489 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slugger attacks with a right left to the head, but misses completely.
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-Slugger paws a pair of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Bot-160489 clocks Slugger with a series of punches to the nose.
+Bot-160489 punches Slugger with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Bot-160489 solidly lands a stiff uppercut to the head.
+Bot-160489 nails Slugger with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Bot-160489 drills Slugger with a stinging straight right to the mouth! Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slugger takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Slugger pummels Bot-160489 with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Slugger tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth!
Slugger lands a resounding hook and Bot-160489 goes down!!

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger tags Bot-160489 with a pair of solid shots to the head. Bot-160489 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bot-160489 punches Slugger with a barrage of mean shots to the face.
+Bot-160489 fires a stiff straight right to the nose.
+Bot-160489 hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Slugger smacks Bot-160489 with a heavy uppercut to the head.
+Bot-160489 hits Slugger with a series of furious punches to the temple. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
-Bot-160489 fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Slugger fires a volley of punches to the head.
Slugger lands a vicious punch in the nose and Bot-160489 hurtles to the canvas!!

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THREE

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FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Bot-160489 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Bot-160489 strikes with a wild straight right to the temple. Slugger quickly recovers.
-Bot-160489 tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Bot-160489 tags Slugger with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Bot-160489 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-160489 smashes Slugger with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Slugger wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance shots to the head. Bot-160489 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 20 of 34 punches, and BOT-160489 landed 54 of 87 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 68-58


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Slugger fights inside. (inside)
Bot-160489 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-160489 annoys Slugger with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Bot-160489 jolts Slugger with a nasty uppercut to the nose.
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+Slugger lands a volley of shots to the face!
Slugger lands a devestating blow to the head and Bot-160489 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160489 collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7
Round 3: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 4: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7
Round 3: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 4: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7
Round 3: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 4: BOT-160489 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a knockout!


          

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