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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, June 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 290 pounds (132 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Velasquez with a barrage of stiff blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
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+Velasquez hits with a pair of quick blows to the nose.
Velasquez lands a slow motion right hook and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a mean uppercut to the jaw.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a straight right to the chin, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left shots to the face, but to no avail.
-Velasquez attempts a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the chin, but Velasquez steps aside.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-8


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez launches a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez probes with a uppercut to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Velasquez leaps aside.
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+Velasquez tosses a flurry of blows to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a vicious haymaker and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the head.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 27 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-16


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries to land a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Velasquez leaps aside.
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-Velasquez throws a pair of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a series of left blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Velasquez hits with a series of strong blows to the chin.
Velasquez lands a powerful blow to the head and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
+Crazyfucker catches Velasquez with a volley of vicious blows to the face.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 26 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 30-24


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Velasquez attacks with a pair of heavy blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
Velasquez lands a lightning right hook and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left hook to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez lunges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker jolts Velasquez with a jab to the jaw. Velasquez covers up.
-Velasquez throws a pair of left shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 40-32


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Velasquez with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Velasquez lunges with a hook to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Velasquez attempts a pair of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a nice hook to the nose!
+Velasquez stuns Crazyfucker with a volley of nice shots to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
Velasquez lands a brutal blow to the head and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Velasquez throws a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw!
Velasquez lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of left blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Cain Velasquez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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