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(Toughman) Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! defeated BOT-160973 by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Friday, May 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 178 pounds (81 kilograms) is Al Lee can KISS MY ASS!!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 206 pounds (93 kilograms) is BOT-160973!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Bot-160973 comes out fighting.

+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! tags Bot-160973 with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap feints to the face.
+Bot-160973 tattoos Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of strong blows to the jaw.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! throws a combination to the ribs. Bot-160973 grimaces in pain.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hits Bot-160973 with a vicious feint and then a hook to the chin. Bot-160973 quickly recovers.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pops Bot-160973 with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! throws a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
+Bot-160973 hits with a flurry of blows to the head. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! seems wobbly!
+Bot-160973 suprises Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! drills Bot-160973 with a pair of powerful shots to the temple.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! shakes Bot-160973 with a barrage of painful combinations to the chest!!
+Bot-160973 drills Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! tosses a feint and then a jab to the chest.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! scores with a volley of feints to the stomach!
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pops Bot-160973 with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hurts Bot-160973 with a flurry of loud feints to the stomach. Bot-160973 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-160973 backs up Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of strong shots to the jaw.
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+Bot-160973 slams Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a wild jab to the chin.
+ The fighters swap feints to the face.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! annoys Bot-160973 with a pair of powerful shots to the face.
+Bot-160973 pops Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a solid cross to the solar plexus.
+Bot-160973 catches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a series of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! jolts Bot-160973 with a barrage of mean blows to the stomach.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! hammers Bot-160973 with a volley of light shots to the chest!
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! whacks Bot-160973 with a volley of vicious feints to the temple. Bot-160973 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! thumps Bot-160973 with a pair of glancing feints to the jaw.
+Bot-160973 thumps Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of painful combinations to the chin.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! staggers Bot-160973 with a flurry of combinations to the head!! Bot-160973 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 89 of 98 punches, and BOT-160973 landed 51 of 54 punches.

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! won the round 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! is winning the fight 10-9


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160973 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! looks for the right opportunity.
Bot-160973 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bot-160973 pounds Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a powerful sweeping right to the nose.
+Bot-160973 jars Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of off balance blows to the solar plexus! Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! is hurt!
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+Bot-160973 lands a flurry of strong punches to the ribs!
+Bot-160973 pokes Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Bot-160973 hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! charges with a series of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! wallops Bot-160973 with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus!!
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! nails Bot-160973 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Bot-160973 hammers Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Bot-160973 strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! throws a pair of painful shots to the chest.
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+Bot-160973 thumps Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye!
+Bot-160973 pounds Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a pair of punches to the face.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! grazes Bot-160973 with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-160973 solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Bot-160973 tosses a powerful straight right to the ribs.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Bot-160973 hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Bot-160973 hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Bot-160973 attacks with a volley of solid blows to the nose.
+Bot-160973 attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
-Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Bot-160973 deftly avoits it.
+Bot-160973 nails Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! backs up Bot-160973 with a straight right to the solar plexus. Bot-160973 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! landed 30 of 41 punches, and BOT-160973 landed 94 of 94 punches.

BOT-160973 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160973 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-160973 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bot-160973 punches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of glancing hooks to the chin. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! quickly recovers.
+Bot-160973 strikes with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-160973 lands a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Bot-160973 tags Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Bot-160973 catches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't notice.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! connects with a left to the nose.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! tosses a barrage of hard uppercuts to the face. Bot-160973 retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-160973 connects with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! scores with a volley of hard uppercuts to the temple.
Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a sudden left blow to the temple and Bot-160973's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bot-160973 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! pounds Bot-160973 with a volley of hard crosses to the mouth.
+Bot-160973 catches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a straight right to the chest.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! wallops Bot-160973 with a barrage of stinging shots to the temple!! Bot-160973 laughs!
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+Bot-160973 attacks with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a volley of strong roundhouses to the mouth.
+Bot-160973 staggers Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! rocks Bot-160973 with a pair of shots to the eye.
Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Bot-160973 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Bot-160973 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-160973 shakes Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Bot-160973 hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange roundhouses to the face.
+Bot-160973 hammers Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a straight right to the eye.
+Bot-160973 hits with a barrage of shots to the chin.
+Bot-160973 tattoos Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Bot-160973 rocks Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Bot-160973 rocks Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-160973 punches Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! with a series of commanding punches to the stomach!
+Bot-160973 connects with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! tosses a flurry of uppercuts to the jaw!
Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! lands a well placed right hook and Bot-160973 hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Al Lee Can Kiss My Ass! doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-160973 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: BOT-160973 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: BOT-160973 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! 10-9
Round 2: BOT-160973 10-9

Al Lee can KISS MY ASS! wins by a knockout!


          

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