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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, May 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 363 pounds (165 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but Tester covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands launches a left uppercut to the face, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Tester leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of shots to the eye, but Tester ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a hook to the stomach, but Tester ties him up.
-Pillow Hands tries a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right blows to the chest, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left shots to the chin, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands launches a cross to the temple, but Tester steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands probes with a left to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands attempts a left to the face, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands tries a left sweeping right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tester escapes.
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-Pillow Hands paws a left to the nose, but Tester blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right shots to the temple, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right blows to the temple, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Tester ducks.
-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a left jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right shots to the eye, but Tester steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left straight right to the mouth, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands launches a uppercut to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of left blows to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Tester narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a right hook to the temple, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Tester attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tester escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 7 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Tester backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Tester backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands launches a straight right to the jaw, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Tester attacks with a left left to the mouth, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 43 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Tester covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Tester blocks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the nose, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Tester ducks just in time.
+Tester hits with a series of strong blows to the head!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 46 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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