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(Heavyweight) Dumbo Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-110, 120-109, 119-111.

Match Friday, May 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Luchini hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right shots to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Luchini lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini hits with a barrage of punches to the face!
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-Crazyfucker tries a left to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Luchini launches a volley of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Luchini hits with a powerful roundhouse to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Luchini pummels Crazyfucker with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker paws a straight right to the face, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini charges with a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left straight right to the eye, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Luchini lunges with a right to the chin, but misses.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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-Luchini launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the head, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a series of mean punches to the eye!
-Luchini tries a right straight right to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini strikes with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Luchini lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini hits with a volley of wild punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a series of off balance punches to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the chest, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right hook to the face, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right roundhouse to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the head!
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini probes with a left roundhouse to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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+Luchini attacks with a pair of furious punches to the face! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Luchini blocks.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini throws a volley of stiff punches to the face. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a uppercut to the nose, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini probes with a left jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Luchini fires a volley of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 90-82


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini throws a right to the face.
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-Luchini launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Luchini lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 100-91


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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-Luchini attempts a left jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a jab to the nose. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 22 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 110-100


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini fires a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini fires a cross to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but Luchini blocks.
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+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 120-110


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-109


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 119-111

Dumbo Luchini wins by decision!