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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Bratz by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, May 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 351 pounds (159 kilograms) is Bratz!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Bratz attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of blows to the head!! Bratz backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Bratz hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Bratz doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Bratz takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Bratz beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bratz attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Bratz doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker jolts Bratz with a series of loud punches to the chin.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left right to the eye, but misses.
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-Bratz launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 21 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Bratz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left straight right to the eye, but Bratz backs out of it.
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-Bratz throws a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Bratz with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Bratz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bratz steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Bratz takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Bratz leaps aside.
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-Bratz attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Bratz steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Bratz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but Bratz ducks.
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-Bratz attempts a right hook to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Bratz deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bratz landed 1 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Bratz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Bratz covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a right jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker whacks Bratz with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Bratz laughs!
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-Bratz tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the nose, but Bratz covers himself well.
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BELL
Bratz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Bratz continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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