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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Mad Jack McMad by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, May 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 337 pounds (153 kilograms) is Mad Jack McMad!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Mcmad tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of solid shots to the eye!!
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-Mcmad tries a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Mcmad laughs!
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-Mcmad tries to land a left to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini pokes Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Mcmad lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Luchini escapes.
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-Mcmad throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Luchini wakes up the fans with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 2

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Luchini scores with a strong straight right to the nose.
-Mcmad lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Luchini thumps Mcmad with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Luchini backs up Mcmad with a volley of punches to the eye. Mcmad ignores it.
-Mcmad probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Luchini throws a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Mcmad attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Mcmad tries to land a cross to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 30 of 34 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 3

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Mcmad attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini escapes.
+Luchini hits Mcmad with a volley of loud punches to the face!
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-Mcmad paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini throws a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
-Luchini attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Mcmad hides behind his gloves.
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-Mcmad attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Luchini hits Mcmad with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Mcmad grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini nails Mcmad with a flurry of punches to the nose. Mcmad retreats to the far corner.
+Luchini hits with a series of mean punches to the chin.
-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Mcmad takes it in the forearms.
+Luchini fires a loud roundhouse to the eye. Mcmad hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mcmad paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Mcmad fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Luchini throws a pair of nice punches to the temple. Mcmad ignores it.
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-Mcmad fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Mcmad throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Luchini ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 5

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad fires a volley of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Mcmad lunges with a jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Mcmad fires a sweeping right to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Luchini launches a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Luchini tags Mcmad with a series of loud punches to the chin.
-Mcmad attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini catches Mcmad with a furious cross to the face.
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-Mcmad attempts a right jab to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini punches Mcmad with a pair of light blows to the chin.
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-Mcmad probes with a left jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Mcmad tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Mcmad probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mcmad attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini smacks Mcmad with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Luchini throws a series of wild punches to the face.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the head, but Mcmad backs out of it.
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-Mcmad throws a series of right punches to the face, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 7

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad lashes out with a jab to the eye, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Mcmad tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Luchini throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Mcmad leaps aside.
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-Mcmad probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini scores with a uppercut to the mouth.
-Mcmad probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mcmad tries to land a cross to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Mcmad attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Luchini hits with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 8

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Mcmad backs out of it.
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-Mcmad paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Mcmad tries a right jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Luchini catches Mcmad with a series of light punches to the mouth. Mcmad sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Luchini tosses a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Mcmad probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Luchini stuns Mcmad with a loud straight right to the eye!!
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-Mcmad tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but Luchini ties him up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 30 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini punches Mcmad with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Mcmad tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Mcmad attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Mcmad lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Luchini backs up Mcmad with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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-Mcmad probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Mcmad hides behind his gloves.
-Mcmad throws a volley of shots to the face, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Mcmad attempts a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini lands a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad throws a series of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini connects with a strong jab to the temple.
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-Mcmad probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini pounds Mcmad with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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-Mcmad throws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Mcmad attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mcmad attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mcmad attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Mcmad ties him up.
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+Luchini smashes Mcmad with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad throws a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Mcmad attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Mcmad tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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-Mcmad probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Mcmad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini slams Mcmad with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Luchini attacks with a series of furious punches to the head. Mcmad gets mad!
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-Luchini throws a volley of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Mcmad fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
-Mcmad attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini lands a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Mcmad throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Mcmad launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini scores with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Jack McMad landed 2 of 35 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108


Mcmad doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!