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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, May 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker thumps Velasquez with a series of painful shots to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez launches a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Velasquez tosses a flurry of quick punches to the head.
Velasquez lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Velasquez fires a flurry of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 10-8


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez charges with a series of right shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez charges with a left cross to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Velasquez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Velasquez hammers Crazyfucker with a volley of nice punches to the face.
Velasquez lands a terrific right haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a pair of punches to the head. Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a right hook to the jaw, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 20-16


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez probes with a uppercut to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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-Velasquez launches a left uppercut to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of nasty blows to the ribs.
-Velasquez charges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Velasquez connects with a pair of wild blows to the head.
Velasquez lands a mighty right uppercut and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.

BELL
Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 2: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Cain Velasquez wins by a technical knockout!


          

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