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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 120-110, 120-109, 120-109.

Match Saturday, May 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 341 pounds (155 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a right straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Tester- pokes Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the eye!!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker fires a right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right blows to the eye, but Tester- steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Tester- smacks Crazyfucker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Tester- backs out of it.
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+Tester- strikes with a wild right to the head.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Tester- stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Tester- nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-28


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- tosses a barrage of blows to the chin!
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 8 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-37


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of shots to the nose, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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+Tester- slams Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 21 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-46


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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+Tester- throws a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left left to the head, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the chin, but Tester- ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a sweeping right to the chest, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right straight right to the ribs, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Tester- escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-55


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left left to the mouth, but misses.
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+Tester- connects with a stinging jab to the eye. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
+Tester- staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-73


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Tester- tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-82


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the nose, but Tester- covers himself well.
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+Tester- jars Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right cross to the stomach, but Tester- escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-91


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a right roundhouse to the chin, but Tester- ducks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Tester- tosses a loud roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Tester- stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Tester- ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-100


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester- covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a uppercut to the eye, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Tester- hurts Crazyfucker with a series of wild shots to the nose. Crazyfucker laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester- landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-109


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-109


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-109

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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