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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated BOT-162103 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, May 14, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is BOT-162103!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162103 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger fires a series of heavy blows to the mouth. Bot-162103 gets mad!
-Bot-162103 fires a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
Slugger lands a well placed uppercut and Bot-162103 falls senseless!!

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Bot-162103 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger belts Bot-162103 with a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
+Slugger tags Bot-162103 with a barrage of glancing shots to the chin.
Slugger lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Bot-162103 falls senseless!!

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SIX
Bot-162103 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-162103 solidly lands a straight right to the chin. Slugger is hurt!
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+Bot-162103 hits with a roundhouse to the jaw!
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+Bot-162103 fires a barrage of light punches to the chin. Slugger covers up.
Bot-162103 lands a quick left hook and Slugger hurtles to the canvas!!

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Slugger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162103 annoys Slugger with a barrage of nice shots to the eye.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger tags Bot-162103 with a series of strong shots to the mouth.
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+Bot-162103 punches Slugger with a straight right to the chin. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162103 smacks Slugger with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger drills Bot-162103 with a series of heavy shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 19 of 24 punches, and BOT-162103 landed 16 of 24 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Bot-162103 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162103 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Slugger suprises Bot-162103 with a light cross to the solar plexus. Bot-162103 doesn't seem bothered.
Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger throws a stiff hook to the chest. Bot-162103 gets mad!
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+Slugger tags Bot-162103 with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger drills Bot-162103 with a flurry of shots to the ribs!! Bot-162103 doesn't notice.
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-Bot-162103 launches a uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162103 annoys Slugger with a barrage of commanding shots to the chest.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162103 tosses a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 22 of 25 punches, and BOT-162103 landed 11 of 25 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Bot-162103 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162103 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Bot-162103 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger catches Bot-162103 with a left to the ribs. Bot-162103 beats a hasty retreat.
Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-162103 attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Slugger steps aside and laughs.
+Slugger clocks Bot-162103 with a volley of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Slugger clocks Bot-162103 with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach!
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+Bot-162103 strikes with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger attempts a right roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-162103 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Slugger covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 16 of 24 punches, and BOT-162103 landed 11 of 25 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Bot-162103 is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-162103 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger suprises Bot-162103 with a series of wild shots to the temple. Bot-162103 doesn't seem bothered.
Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162103 pops Slugger with a solid uppercut to the chest.
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+Slugger nails Bot-162103 with a pair of blows to the jaw.
+Slugger shakes Bot-162103 with a flurry of powerful blows to the head.
Slugger lands a crashing right blow to the temple and Bot-162103 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-162103 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slugger tries to attack, but Bot-162103 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger pounds Bot-162103 with a series of solid punches to the face.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Bot-162103 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger drills Bot-162103 with a cross to the face.
Slugger lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Bot-162103 is flattened!!

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Bot-162103 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger jars Bot-162103 with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
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+Slugger throws a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-162103 covers up.
Slugger lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Bot-162103 lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Bot-162103 is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 2: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 3: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a knockout!


          

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