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(Heavyweight) HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER defeated BOT-162216 by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, May 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is BOT-162216!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Bot-162216 thumps Slugger with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Bot-162216 solidly lands a barrage of solid combinations to the head.
-Slugger paws a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Slugger punches Bot-162216 with a barrage of mean shots to the face.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162216 stuns Slugger with a pair of punches to the mouth. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-162216 smashes Slugger with a volley of stiff combinations to the chin.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 hits with a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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-Slugger attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Bot-162216 stays away from it.
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+Bot-162216 jolts Slugger with a flurry of commanding combinations to the nose. Slugger ignores it.
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+Bot-162216 throws a series of light punches to the stomach.
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+Slugger wallops Bot-162216 with a barrage of light blows to the temple.
-Slugger tries to land a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Bot-162216 covers himself well.
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+Bot-162216 pops Slugger with a volley of wild combinations to the stomach.
+Bot-162216 staggers Slugger with a left to the nose. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 11 of 23 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 46 of 46 punches.

BOT-162216 won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162216 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bot-162216 jars Slugger with a light left to the face.
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+Bot-162216 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the chest!
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+Bot-162216 hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Slugger fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Bot-162216 punches Slugger with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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-Slugger attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Bot-162216 steps aside.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-162216 fires a series of nasty punches to the chin!
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger catches Bot-162216 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-162216 smashes Slugger with a barrage of quick shots to the mouth.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 12 of 24 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 31 of 41 punches.

BOT-162216 won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162216 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 is using the ring. (using the ring)

Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162216 tags Slugger with a strong straight right to the nose. Slugger ignores it.
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-Slugger paws a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Bot-162216 pops Slugger with a roundhouse to the mouth!
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+Bot-162216 fires a pair of mean punches to the face.
+Bot-162216 fires a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Bot-162216 wallops Slugger with a light sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Slugger throws a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Bot-162216 strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
-Slugger attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bot-162216 quickly backs away.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162216 wallops Slugger with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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+Slugger catches Bot-162216 with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 12 of 24 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 37 of 38 punches.

BOT-162216 won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 30-27


Slugger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-162216 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-162216 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Slugger blocks.
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+Slugger annoys Bot-162216 with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Bot-162216 seems wobbly!
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger slams Bot-162216 with a series of stinging shots to the chest. Bot-162216 doesn't seem bothered.
-Bot-162216 lunges with a series of combinations to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Slugger launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Bot-162216 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-162216 rocks Slugger with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-162216 hits with a flurry of heavy combinations to the chin.
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+Bot-162216 throws a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Slugger doesn't notice.
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+Slugger tags Bot-162216 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Bot-162216 whacks Slugger with a off balance straight right to the jaw.
-Slugger fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-162216 covers himself well.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 tattoos Slugger with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 13 of 23 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 29 of 39 punches.

BOT-162216 won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 40-36


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Slugger jars Bot-162216 with a hook to the solar plexus!! Bot-162216 covers up.
+Bot-162216 pops Slugger with a flurry of powerful combinations to the temple.
+Bot-162216 pounds Slugger with a pair of stiff combinations to the mouth!
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-162216 tags Slugger with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
+Slugger pounds Bot-162216 with a barrage of painful combinations to the ribs.
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+Slugger hits with a glancing straight right to the solar plexus.
-Bot-162216 fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Slugger blocks.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 throws a flurry of glancing combinations to the chin. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slugger throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-162216 backs out of it.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-162216 fires a series of strong combinations to the jaw.
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+Bot-162216 strikes with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 14 of 22 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 30 of 38 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 49-46


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-162216 punches Slugger with a straight right to the head.
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-Bot-162216 charges with a right jab to the ribs, but Slugger narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-162216 nails Slugger with a series of painful combinations to the stomach.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger pounds Bot-162216 with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Bot-162216 annoys Slugger with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Slugger stuns Bot-162216 with a pair of blows to the chest!! Bot-162216 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 hits with a series of combinations to the chin.
+Bot-162216 belts Slugger with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Slugger is hurt!
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-Bot-162216 lashes out with a series of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 15 of 25 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 22 of 41 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-9

BOT-162216 is winning the fight 58-56


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 jolts Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Bot-162216 thumps Slugger with a series of loud combinations to the ribs!!
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+Slugger suprises Bot-162216 with a series of blows to the jaw.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-162216 jars Slugger with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest!!
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+Bot-162216 catches Slugger with a loud jab to the eye.
-Slugger throws a left uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-162216 slams Slugger with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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+Slugger slams Bot-162216 with a light hook to the face.
Slugger lands a cruel left uppercut and Bot-162216 falls senseless!!

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Bot-162216 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-162216 shakes Slugger with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slugger scores with a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slugger smashes Bot-162216 with a uppercut to the eye. Bot-162216 retreats to the far corner.
+Slugger shakes Bot-162216 with a series of stiff shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 16 of 23 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 22 of 41 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-162216 lands a volley of punches to the face.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger hurts Bot-162216 with a commanding hook to the nose.
-Bot-162216 probes with a cross to the temple, but Slugger narrowly avoids it
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162216 fires a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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+Bot-162216 hits with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Slugger jars Bot-162216 with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-162216 paws a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Bot-162216 lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Slugger ignores it.
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-Bot-162216 attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Bot-162216 tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-162216 fires a pair of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Slugger whacks Bot-162216 with a series of off balance shots to the face. Bot-162216 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-162216 backs up Slugger with a pair of punches to the head.
-Bot-162216 fires a left sweeping right to the chin, but Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-162216 lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Slugger hurts Bot-162216 with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
Slugger lands a brutal blow to the head and Bot-162216 drops like a stone!!

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Bot-162216 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-162216 strikes with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Slugger launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-162216 charges with a left right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Bot-162216 wallops Slugger with a volley of solid shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 17 of 26 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 37 of 82 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-8

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 76-74


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Slugger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-162216 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-162216 attempts a series of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Slugger connects with a volley of blows to the mouth.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slugger punches Bot-162216 with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw. Bot-162216 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-162216 tags Slugger with a solid right to the jaw.
-Bot-162216 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Slugger drills Bot-162216 with a flurry of shots to the face.
Slugger lands a thundering haymaker and Bot-162216 falls senseless!!

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Bot-162216 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger pokes Bot-162216 with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Bot-162216 connects with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bot-162216 hits with a volley of mean punches to the jaw!
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+Bot-162216 wallops Slugger with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Bot-162216 attacks with a right hook to the face, but Slugger ties him up.
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+Slugger fires a barrage of nice punches to the temple!! Bot-162216 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Slugger lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Bot-162216 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bot-162216 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-162216 throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Slugger ducks.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-162216 charges with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Slugger covers himself well.
-Slugger tries a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bot-162216 backs up Slugger with a volley of punches to the head.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger fires a mean hook to the eye.
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+Bot-162216 attacks with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Slugger covers up.
Bot-162216 tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-162216 clocks Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER landed 16 of 22 punches, and BOT-162216 landed 28 of 61 punches.

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER won the round 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER is winning the fight 86-81


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Slugger is brawling. (inside)
Bot-162216 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bot-162216 rocks Slugger with a series of off balance punches to the mouth! Slugger covers up.
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+Bot-162216 wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful blows to the head!
-Bot-162216 attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Slugger steps aside and laughs.
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+Slugger catches Bot-162216 with a loud straight right to the head!!
Slugger lands a lightning hook and Bot-162216's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-162216 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let BOT-162216 continue the fight! HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 3: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 3: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 4: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 2: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 3: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 4: BOT-162216 10-9
Round 5: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 6: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-9
Round 7: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 8: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-8
Round 9: HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER 10-7

HA HA ZWIP HAS A SLUGGER wins by a knockout!


          

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