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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, May 11, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 892 pounds (405 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Stay steps aside.
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+Stay throws a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Stay smashes Crazyfucker with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left sweeping right to the temple, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker tries a roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Stay covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left hook to the eye, but Stay steps aside.
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+Stay fires a series of loud blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Stay stays away from it.
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+Stay hits with a volley of heavy shots to the eye!! Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a straight right to the face, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stay jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left cross to the face, but Stay deftly avoits it.
+Stay fires a stiff left to the jaw!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the eye, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Stay steps aside.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Stay solidly lands a pair of punches to the head!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
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+Stay slams Crazyfucker with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the head, but Stay escapes.
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-Crazyfucker paws a sweeping right to the chin, but Stay ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left shots to the head, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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The fighters study each other.
+Stay shakes Crazyfucker with a series of heavy blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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+Stay tags Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Stay backs out of it.
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+Stay solidly lands a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Stay quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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+Stay wakes up the fans with a nasty left to the temple. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right sweeping right to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Stay tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the temple, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Stay covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right sweeping right to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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