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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, May 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 258 pounds (117 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Mortez covers himself well.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Mortez tries a series of left shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Mortez throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Mortez lands a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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+Mortez attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Mortez lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Mortez tries a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Crazyfucker backs up Mortez with a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
+Crazyfucker takes charge with a series of hard shots to the nose.
Crazyfucker lands a terrific right blow to the head and Mortez drops like a stone!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a pair of nice blows to the nose.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker jars Mortez with a sweeping right to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a bone crushing uppercut and Mortez falls senseless!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the face, but Mortez ties him up.
-Mortez attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Mortez with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Mortez attacks with a volley of right shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Mortez lunges with a series of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Mortez probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Mortez catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud shots to the chest.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 43 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-16


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez probes with a left uppercut to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Mortez tries a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Mortez jolts Crazyfucker with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
-Mortez lunges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a pair of quick blows to the nose.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-25


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a strong right to the mouth. Mortez gets mad!
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Mortez probes with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Mortez charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Mortez throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
-Mortez launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the chin, but Mortez ducks just in time.
-Mortez probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 8 of 41 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-34


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Mortez fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Mortez throws a series of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Mortez probes with a pair of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of shots to the nose, but Mortez narrowly avoids it
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-Mortez fires a series of shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the face, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Mortez continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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