Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\943865.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Vlad Torped by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, May 07, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Vlad Torped!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left hook to the solar plexus, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but Torped covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Torped attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest! Crazyfucker laughs!
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Torped ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Torped covers himself well.
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+Torped throws a series of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the temple, but Torped leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right blows to the face, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Torped lands a pair of loud punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker covers up.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Torped tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Torped jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Torped throws Crazyfucker with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker tries a right sweeping right to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Torped hits with a hook to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Torped fires a volley of blows to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Torped leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the temple, but Torped ties him up.
-Crazyfucker throws a hook to the mouth, but Torped covers himself well.
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+Torped tags Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Torped beats a hasty retreat.
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+Torped stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious shots to the nose. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Torped punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Torped backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of blows to the eye, but Torped ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right roundhouse to the eye, but Torped leaps aside.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Torped covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left shots to the temple, but Torped covers himself well.
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+Torped suprises Crazyfucker with a hook to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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