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(Cruiserweight) Abraham " Halfpint " Dello defeated Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, May 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 184 pounds (83 kilograms) is Abraham " Halfpint " Dello!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 188 pounds (85 kilograms) is Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live throws a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Halfpint quickly recovers.
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- Halfpint launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live beats a hasty retreat.
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- Halfpint attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live steps aside and laughs.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ Halfpint tags The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a volley of combinations to the chest.
+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live suprises Halfpint with a pair of combinations to the face.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to land a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Halfpint covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 10 of 23 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 18 of 21 punches.

Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn won the round 10-9

Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn is winning the fight 10-9


Halfpint doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live jars Halfpint with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live wakes up the fans with a wild sweeping right to the mouth!!
- Halfpint launches a series of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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- Halfpint throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live attempts a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
- Halfpint tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live steps aside and laughs.
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+ Halfpint attacks with a mean cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 9 of 23 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 14 of 24 punches.

Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn won the round 10-9

Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn is winning the fight 20-18


Halfpint doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tags Halfpint with a flurry of hard combinations to the mouth!!
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- Halfpint attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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- Halfpint tries a right cross to the stomach, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live narrowly avoids it
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+ Halfpint thumps The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a stinging uppercut to the stomach. The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ Halfpint staggers The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a hook to the chest.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tags Halfpint with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live smacks Halfpint with a volley of painful combinations to the jaw. Halfpint doesn't notice.
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- Halfpint attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Halfpint ties him up.
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- Halfpint probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 18 of 36 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 15 of 23 punches.

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello won the round 10-9

Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn is winning the fight 29-28


Halfpint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ Halfpint slams The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a nasty left to the stomach.
+ Halfpint connects with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live throws a series of light punches to the nose.
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live attempts a pair of combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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- Halfpint attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live backs out of it.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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- Halfpint attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+ Halfpint jolts The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
- Halfpint lashes out with a left to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live hides behind his gloves.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 18 of 39 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 13 of 26 punches.

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Halfpint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live stays outside and uses his jab.

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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ Halfpint strikes with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
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- Halfpint attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+ Halfpint lands a barrage of nice blows to the stomach. The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live seems wobbly!
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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- Halfpint charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live blocks.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live stuns Halfpint with a jab to the nose!
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- Halfpint launches a right cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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- Halfpint fires a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 14 of 42 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 5 of 8 punches.

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello won the round 10-9

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello is winning the fight 48-47


Halfpint remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+ Halfpint thumps The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
- Halfpint attempts a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live beats a hasty retreat.
+ Halfpint hurts The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a solid cross to the stomach.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tosses Halfpint with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+ Halfpint connects with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live gets mad!
+ Halfpint jars The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live lands a nasty combination to the chest.
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.

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- Halfpint attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live throws a series of strong punches to the stomach. Halfpint shakes his head to clear it.
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- Halfpint paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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- Halfpint probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live ducks just in time.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live connects with a jab to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 20 of 53 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 17 of 34 punches.

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello won the round 10-9

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello is winning the fight 58-56


Halfpint grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Halfpint clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Halfpint stays away from it.
+ Halfpint hammers The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a barrage of blows to the ribs. The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live covers up.
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to attack, but Halfpint hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live hits Halfpint with a series of mean combinations to the stomach! Halfpint asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live belts Halfpint with a light jab to the ribs.
+ Halfpint throws a commanding hook to the chest. The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live doesn't notice.
- Halfpint attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live beats a hasty retreat.
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- Halfpint throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live narrowly avoids it
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live throws a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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- Halfpint attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+ Halfpint rocks The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
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- Halfpint probes with a left to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live escapes.
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-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but misses.
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- Halfpint attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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- Halfpint launches a volley of right shots to the chest, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello landed 24 of 48 punches, and Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn landed 14 of 32 punches.

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello won the round 10-9

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello is winning the fight 68-65


Halfpint grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Halfpint fights inside. (inside)
The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+ Halfpint solidly lands a series of blows to the solar plexus!
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+ Halfpint pounds The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a hard left to the ribs.
-The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Halfpint hides behind his gloves.
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+ Halfpint pokes The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
Halfpint lands a devestating haymaker and The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live falls to the canvas!!

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The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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- Halfpint launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live ties him up.
+ Halfpint connects with a series of punches to the ribs. Halfpint drops his guard and pounds away! The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Abraham " Halfpint " Dello wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Halfpint is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

The Most Beautiful Woman To Ever Live can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 3: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 4: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 5: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 6: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 7: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn 10-9
Round 2: Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn 10-9
Round 3: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 4: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 5: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 6: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 7: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn 10-9
Round 2: Audrey "the most beautiful woman to ever live" Hepburn 10-9
Round 3: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 4: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 5: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 6: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9
Round 7: Abraham " Halfpint " Dello 10-9

Abraham " Halfpint " Dello wins by a technical knockout!