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(Lightweight) Goober Pyle defeated Horrible Hank Buzzsaw by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, May 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Goober Pyle!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Horrible Hank Buzzsaw!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

+Buzzsaw staggers Goober with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Buzzsaw hurts Goober with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Buzzsaw lands a beautiful haymaker and Goober's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Goober launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Buzzsaw hits Goober with a sweeping right to the temple.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw shakes Goober with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Goober throws a right cross to the stomach, but Buzzsaw leaps aside.
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+Goober drills Buzzsaw with a heavy hook to the solar plexus.
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+Buzzsaw tattoos Goober with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Goober slams Buzzsaw with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Buzzsaw suprises Goober with a flurry of punches to the chest. Goober ignores it.
Buzzsaw lands a well placed left hook and Goober's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Buzzsaw belts Goober with a loud sweeping right to the chin.
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+Buzzsaw fires a volley of strong punches to the chin.
+Buzzsaw suprises Goober with a painful sweeping right to the ribs.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober fires a left to the chest, but Buzzsaw steps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 5 of 24 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 43 of 45 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-7

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 10-7


Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Buzzsaw is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Buzzsaw shakes Goober with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Buzzsaw hides behind his gloves.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Buzzsaw stays away from it.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Buzzsaw jolts Goober with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Buzzsaw lands a nasty right to the jaw.
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+Buzzsaw hurts Goober with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw whacks Goober with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Buzzsaw lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Goober goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Buzzsaw tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Buzzsaw smashes Goober with a barrage of hard punches to the eye!
-Goober lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Goober attempts a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Goober tags Buzzsaw with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Buzzsaw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Buzzsaw punches Goober with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Goober doesn't seem bothered.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw lands a pair of wild punches to the eye.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 4 of 25 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 30 of 42 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-8

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 20-15


Goober is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Buzzsaw collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Buzzsaw wallops Goober with a jab to the nose. Goober doesn't seem bothered.
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+Buzzsaw hits with a roundhouse to the jaw. Goober doesn't notice.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Buzzsaw paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Goober deftly avoits it.
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-Goober probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Buzzsaw takes it in the forearms.
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-Goober attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw hits with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Buzzsaw hammers Goober with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Goober grimaces in pain.
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+Goober hurts Buzzsaw with a pair of punches to the chest. Goober smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Buzzsaw is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Goober Pyle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goober is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Buzzsaw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8

Goober Pyle wins by a technical knockout!