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(Lightweight) Goober Pyle defeated Horrible Hank Buzzsaw by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, May 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Goober Pyle!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Horrible Hank Buzzsaw!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Goober charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Buzzsaw hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Goober hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw backs up Goober with a pair of heavy punches to the head. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Buzzsaw lands a ferocious blow to the head and Goober's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Buzzsaw tattoos Goober with a volley of punches to the mouth. Goober shakes his head to clear it.
+Buzzsaw solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Goober backpedals to his own corner.
-Goober attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw tattoos Goober with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
-Goober charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Buzzsaw hurts Goober with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Goober scores with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus!
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+Buzzsaw pops Goober with a series of powerful shots to the face.
+Buzzsaw wakes up the fans with a volley of furious shots to the eye!!
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+Goober catches Buzzsaw with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Buzzsaw hurts Goober with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Goober grimaces in pain.
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+Buzzsaw shakes Goober with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Goober is hurt!
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw suprises Goober with a left to the chest.
Buzzsaw lands a powerful blow to the temple and Goober is flattened!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Buzzsaw wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the face!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 5 of 25 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 40 of 43 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-7

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 10-7


Goober remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Buzzsaw is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Buzzsaw thumps Goober with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Buzzsaw charges with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Goober backs out of it.
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-Goober probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Buzzsaw slams Goober with a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth.
+Buzzsaw pokes Goober with a volley of wild blows to the eye.
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+Buzzsaw hits Goober with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
-Goober tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Buzzsaw hits Goober with a series of solid shots to the head.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Buzzsaw steps aside and laughs.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw jolts Goober with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober paws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 4 of 22 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 32 of 40 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-9

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 20-16


Goober is obviously tired.

Buzzsaw collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

-Goober launches a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Buzzsaw hits with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Buzzsaw lands a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Buzzsaw tries a right to the temple, but falls short.
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+Goober hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Goober is hammering relentlessly! Buzzsaw collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Goober Pyle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goober is obviously tired.

Buzzsaw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-7
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9

Goober Pyle wins by a technical knockout!