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(Heavyweight) Merty Mert defeated Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, May 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 269 pounds (122 kilograms) is Merty Mert!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Attitude Problem probes with a series of right blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Attitude Problem tries a volley of right hooks to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Attitude Problem paws a left uppercut to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Attitude Problem fires a volley of hooks to the temple, but Merty takes it in the forearms.
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-Attitude Problem fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Merty steps aside.
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+Merty lands a series of furious blows to the chin! Attitude Problem ignores it.
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+Attitude Problem throws Merty with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 8 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 1 of 32 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 10-9


Merty doesn't want to stop fighting!

Attitude Problem doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 2

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Attitude Problem attacks with a series of crosses to the mouth, but Merty quickly backs away.
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-Attitude Problem attacks with a flurry of right roundhouses to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Attitude Problem pops Merty with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
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-Attitude Problem probes with a left left to the jaw, but Merty ducks.
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-Attitude Problem charges with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Merty backs out of it.
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+Merty connects with a solid jab to the chin!
-Attitude Problem throws a volley of right roundhouses to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Attitude Problem lunges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 7 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 2 of 32 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 20-18


Merty doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Attitude Problem remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Attitude Problem attacks with a shot to the eye, but Merty covers himself well.
-Attitude Problem throws a uppercut to the eye, but Merty hides behind his gloves.
+Attitude Problem strikes with Merty with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Attitude Problem probes with a volley of uppercuts to the chin, but misses.
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-Attitude Problem throws a volley of crosses to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Merty clocks Attitude Problem with a flurry of loud shots to the mouth.
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-Attitude Problem attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Merty beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 7 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 2 of 29 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 30-27


Merty doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Attitude Problem grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Merty thumps Attitude Problem with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Attitude Problem fires a flurry of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Attitude Problem punches Merty with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Attitude Problem fires a flurry of left hooks to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Attitude Problem paws a barrage of hooks to the temple, but misses.
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-Attitude Problem paws a right left to the chin, but Merty ties him up.
-Attitude Problem paws a uppercut to the temple, but Merty ducks.
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-Attitude Problem fires a volley of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Attitude Problem lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 7 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 1 of 32 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 40-36


Merty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Attitude Problem is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Attitude Problem attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Merty narrowly avoids it
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+Attitude Problem tosses Merty with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Merty annoys Attitude Problem with a barrage of glancing shots to the temple. Attitude Problem covers up.
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-Attitude Problem charges with a left right to the mouth, but Merty ducks just in time.
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-Attitude Problem lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Attitude Problem probes with a right shot to the nose, but Merty takes it in the forearms.
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-Attitude Problem attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Attitude Problem launches a barrage of left hooks to the mouth, but Merty escapes.
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-Attitude Problem attempts a flurry of right crosses to the face, but Merty escapes.
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BELL
Merty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

Attitude Problem is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith continue the fight! Merty Mert wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9

Merty Mert wins by a technical knockout!