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(Super-Welterweight) Happiness in Slavery defeated Walter Sobchak by unanimous decision: 117-111, 118-111, 117-111.

Match Sunday, April 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Happiness in Slavery!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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+Slavery hits Sobchak with an elbow! This is terrible!
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-Slavery paws a left jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Slavery charges with a right sweeping right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Slavery launches a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Slavery takes charge with a sweeping right to the ribs. Sobchak falls against the ropes!
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+Slavery jolts Sobchak with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Slavery launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Sobchak steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 11 of 32 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 10-9


Slavery doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Slavery throws a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Slavery pummels Sobchak with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Slavery pokes Sobchak with a loud roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Slavery throws a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slavery tries a series of punches to the chest, but Sobchak narrowly avoids it
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-Slavery tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Sobchak backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 11 of 33 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 20-18


Slavery doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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+Slavery lands a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slavery tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Sobchak ducks.
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-Slavery tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Slavery probes with a jab to the chest, but Sobchak quickly backs away.
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+Slavery clocks Sobchak with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
-Slavery launches a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slavery lands a sweeping right to the stomach.
+Sobchak solidly lands a jab to the ribs!! Slavery shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 10 of 34 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 30-27


Slavery doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak belts Slavery with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Slavery lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Slavery takes charge with Sobchak with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Slavery charges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Slavery thumps Sobchak with a quick right to the chest.
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-Slavery attacks with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Sobchak narrowly avoids it
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-Slavery throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Sobchak narrowly avoids it
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+Slavery hammers Sobchak with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 11 of 30 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 40-36


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

-Slavery charges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Slavery attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Sobchak quickly backs away.
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-Slavery launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Slavery launches a right to the solar plexus, but Sobchak backs out of it.
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+Slavery annoys Sobchak with a commanding sweeping right to the ribs. Sobchak falls against the ropes!
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-Slavery attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Slavery tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sobchak narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 10 of 33 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 50-45


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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-Slavery attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Slavery probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sobchak beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slavery attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Slavery hits Sobchak with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Slavery hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 11 of 28 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 6 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 60-54


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 7 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 69-64


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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-Sobchak probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Slavery escapes.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 78-74


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Slavery hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 4 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 87-84


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

-Slavery attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Sobchak covers himself well.
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+Slavery wallops Sobchak with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Slavery launches a straight right to the chin, but Sobchak quickly backs away.
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+Sobchak connects with a barrage of painful shots to the chin.
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-Slavery launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but Sobchak leaps aside.
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-Slavery probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Sobchak beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 10 of 32 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 97-93


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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-Slavery throws a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Slavery hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Slavery charges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Slavery paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Slavery lands a jab to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 11 of 35 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 6 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 107-102


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Slavery is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sobchak covers up.

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-Slavery lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Slavery tattoos Sobchak with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
-Slavery attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but Sobchak blocks.
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-Slavery fires a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Slavery pops Sobchak with a nasty straight right to the temple.
-Slavery attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happiness in Slavery landed 12 of 29 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 5 of 8 punches.

Happiness in Slavery won the round 10-9

Happiness in Slavery is winning the fight 117-111


Slavery doesn't even want to rest!

Sobchak doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 2: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 3: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 4: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 5: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 6: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 11: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 12: Happiness in Slavery 10-9

Total Score: Happiness in Slavery 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 2: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 3: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 4: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 5: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 6: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 11: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 12: Happiness in Slavery 10-9

Total Score: Happiness in Slavery 118-111


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 2: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 3: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 4: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 5: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 6: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 11: Happiness in Slavery 10-9
Round 12: Happiness in Slavery 10-9

Total Score: Happiness in Slavery 117-111

Happiness in Slavery wins by decision!