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(Welterweight) Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" defeated Cosmo Kramer by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, April 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer punches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer annoys The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of nasty punches to the head. The One Man Wrecking Crew laughs!
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer pounds The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew pokes Kramer with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus! Kramer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a hook to the solar plexus, but Kramer stays away from it.
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+Kramer slams The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the head.
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+Kramer shakes The One Man Wrecking Crew with a furious jab to the chin. The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't notice.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 35 of 42 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kramer attempts a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Kramer hurts The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+Kramer tosses a heavy right to the temple.
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+Kramer backs up The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of punches to the nose!!
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew jars Kramer with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kramer jars The One Man Wrecking Crew with a furious jab to the eye!
-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but Kramer stays away from it.
+Kramer hammers The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Kramer annoys The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Kramer hits with a volley of stinging punches to the nose. The One Man Wrecking Crew is hurt!
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Kramer narrowly avoids it
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer tags The One Man Wrecking Crew with a jab to the face.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 6 of 21 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 34 of 39 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a hook to the ribs, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew rocks Kramer with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a pair of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew jars Kramer with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew fires a right cross to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Kramer smacks The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the solar plexus. The One Man Wrecking Crew sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kramer attacks with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus!
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but Kramer ducks just in time.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits with a series of powerful punches to the mouth. The One Man Wrecking Crew is hurt!
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+Kramer connects with a wild jab to the nose!
+Kramer punches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a hard roundhouse to the face. The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't notice.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 6 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 42 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Kramer steps aside.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a left uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a series of loud shots to the ribs.
+Kramer punches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a series of left shots to the chest, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer solidly lands a volley of punches to the head.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer throws a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Kramer connects with a series of punches to the nose.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Kramer catches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of solid blows to the head. The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't notice.
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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a jab to the ribs.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew lashes out with a right right to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 36 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Kramer lands a barrage of nice shots to the head.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a series of left blows to the chest, but Kramer backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 30 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

The One Man Wrecking Crew is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The One Man Wrecking Crew charges with a series of uppercuts to the eye, but Kramer covers himself well.
+Kramer suprises The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Kramer lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew nails Kramer with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a quick left blow to the head and Kramer is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The One Man Wrecking Crew is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Kramer is slowing down. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" wins by a knockout!