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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Alexsander by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, April 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Alexsander!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Alexsander hits with a series of furious shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right blows to the temple, but Alexsander ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Alexsander hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left cross to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but Alexsander ducks.
+Alexsander pops Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the stomach! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Alexsander takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Alexsander fires a left to the ribs!
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but Alexsander steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Alexsander stays away from it.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Alexsander leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Alexsander fires a series of nice blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Alexsander escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a left cross to the eye, but Alexsander escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left right to the stomach, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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+Alexsander fires a volley of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Alexsander hammers Crazyfucker with a series of wild shots to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Alexsander hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the chin, but Alexsander narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Alexsander escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Alexsander takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but misses.
+Alexsander hits with a pair of punches to the face. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left punches to the eye, but Alexsander blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Alexsander pokes Crazyfucker with a series of painful shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the eye, but Alexsander hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a right left to the head, but Alexsander blocks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right jab to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Alexsander beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Alexsander hits with a mean jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a right jab to the chest, but Alexsander stays away from it.
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+Alexsander lands a flurry of powerful blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 6 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Alexsander covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Alexsander backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but misses.
-Crazyfucker tries a jab to the solar plexus, but Alexsander deftly avoits it.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alexsander landed 5 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Alexsander doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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