Public Fight Report

Looking for public report # 939660 on local file system...
(Welterweight) Bob Eh defeated Rocky the Rock Stocker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, April 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Bob Eh!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 77 pounds (35 kilograms) is Rocky the Rock Stocker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Bob Eh covers up.
Rocky stays outside and uses his jab.

+Rocky tattoos Bob Eh with a series of strong punches to the face.
...
...
+Rocky whacks Bob Eh with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
+Rocky fires a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Bob Eh sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
+Rocky throws a wild jab to the jaw.
...
-Bob Eh attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but Rocky backs out of it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Rocky backs up Bob Eh with a volley of blows to the face.
+Rocky staggers Bob Eh with a series of shots to the mouth.
-Bob Eh lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
...
+Rocky grazes Bob Eh with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Bob Eh sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Rocky takes charge with a nasty sweeping right to the ribs. Bob Eh seems wobbly!
+Rocky lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Rocky throws a vicious left to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Bob Eh landed 0 of 9 punches, and Rocky the Rock Stocker landed 40 of 41 punches.

Rocky the Rock Stocker won the round 10-9

Rocky the Rock Stocker is winning the fight 10-9


Bob Eh doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rocky is slowing down.



ROUND 2

Bob Eh covers up.
Rocky backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Rocky shakes Bob Eh with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Rocky hammers Bob Eh with a flurry of punches to the head. Bob Eh grimaces in pain.
...
...
...
-Rocky launches a left to the head, but Bob Eh leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Rocky jolts Bob Eh with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Bob Eh paws a flurry of shots to the head, but Rocky deftly avoits it.
+Rocky punches Bob Eh with a series of punches to the face. Bob Eh backpedals to his own corner.
+Rocky grazes Bob Eh with a off balance straight right to the nose!
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Bob Eh landed 0 of 8 punches, and Rocky the Rock Stocker landed 24 of 30 punches.

Rocky the Rock Stocker won the round 10-9

Rocky the Rock Stocker is winning the fight 20-18


Bob Eh doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rocky receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Bob Eh covers up.
Rocky backpedals and jabs.

...
...
...
...
...
...
-Bob Eh tries a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Rocky probes with a right jab to the jaw, but Bob Eh ducks.
...
...
+Bob Eh fires a barrage of vicious punches to the face! Bob Eh attacks like a wild man! Rocky collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Bob Eh wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bob Eh doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rocky can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9
Round 2: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9
Round 2: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9
Round 2: Rocky the Rock Stocker 10-9

Bob Eh wins by a technical knockout!


          

Who's Online?

Salvageyard

(RIP) Coal Cracker