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(Heavyweight) dum dum dum defeated Jed "Big Boy" Robinson by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, April 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 402 pounds (182 kilograms) is Jed "Big Boy" Robinson!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is dum dum dum!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum jolts Big Boy with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a series of painful punches to the jaw!
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+Dum Dum Dum tattoos Big Boy with a volley of solid blows to the jaw!
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Big Boy suprises Dum Dum Dum with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dum Dum Dum sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Big Boy paws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Dum Dum Dum ducks.
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+Dum Dum Dum wakes up the fans with a glancing jab to the face. Big Boy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Big Boy attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dum Dum Dum connects with a series of light shots to the face.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum pounds Big Boy with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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+Dum Dum Dum lands a volley of painful shots to the ribs.
+Dum Dum Dum lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 7 of 22 punches, and dum dum dum landed 32 of 32 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 10-9


Big Boy doesn't even want to rest!

Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum hits with a flurry of blows to the temple.
+Dum Dum Dum shakes Big Boy with a volley of blows to the eye.
-Big Boy fires a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Dum Dum Dum escapes.
-Big Boy paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dum Dum Dum covers himself well.
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+Dum Dum Dum nails Big Boy with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Big Boy is hurt!
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-Big Boy attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dum Dum Dum takes it in the forearms.
+Dum Dum Dum catches Big Boy with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Dum Dum Dum scores with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Dum Dum Dum connects with a barrage of punches to the temple. Big Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum backs up Big Boy with a volley of painful punches to the chin. Big Boy seems wobbly!
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big Boy lands a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 6 of 26 punches, and dum dum dum landed 31 of 34 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 20-18


Big Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

+Big Boy clocks Dum Dum Dum with a nice cross to the ribs.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum hurts Big Boy with a volley of vicious shots to the face.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy charges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dum Dum Dum jars Big Boy with a wild right to the chest.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Big Boy lunges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dum Dum Dum stays away from it.
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+Dum Dum Dum annoys Big Boy with a pair of punches to the eye. Big Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dum Dum Dum belts Big Boy with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 6 of 26 punches, and dum dum dum landed 31 of 32 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 30-27


Big Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Big Boy hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest!!
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-Big Boy fires a series of left blows to the ribs, but Dum Dum Dum ducks.
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+Dum Dum Dum pops Big Boy with a pair of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Dum Dum Dum pokes Big Boy with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Big Boy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum tags Big Boy with a barrage of blows to the head.
+Dum Dum Dum jars Big Boy with a pair of wild shots to the nose.
-Big Boy attacks with a hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum tattoos Big Boy with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus!! Big Boy gets mad!
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-Big Boy attacks with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Dum Dum Dum steps aside.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Big Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 5 of 25 punches, and dum dum dum landed 31 of 31 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 40-36


Big Boy is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dum Dum Dum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Dum Dum Dum wallops Big Boy with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum whacks Big Boy with a series of strong shots to the stomach!
-Big Boy lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum tags Big Boy with a series of shots to the head.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Big Boy tries to land a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dum Dum Dum lands a heavy roundhouse to the temple.
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+Dum Dum Dum backs up Big Boy with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Big Boy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a barrage of painful blows to the jaw. Big Boy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dum Dum Dum fires a series of solid punches to the head.
-Big Boy fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dum Dum Dum hammers Big Boy with a series of hard shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jed "Big Boy" Robinson landed 5 of 22 punches, and dum dum dum landed 32 of 32 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 50-45


Big Boy is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dum Dum Dum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Big Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Boy probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Dum Dum Dum narrowly avoids it
+Dum Dum Dum attacks with a series of stinging blows to the chin. Big Boy shakes his head to clear it.
-Big Boy lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dum Dum Dum ducks just in time.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum pokes Big Boy with a solid uppercut to the eye.
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+Dum Dum Dum tags Big Boy with a flurry of shots to the temple.
+Dum Dum Dum punches Big Boy with a hard right to the face. Big Boy retreats to the far corner.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Big Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum wakes up the fans with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Dum Dum Dum staggers Big Boy with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw.
-Big Boy charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Big Boy lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL
Big Boy is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dum Dum Dum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let Jed "Big Boy" Robinson continue the fight! dum dum dum wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9

dum dum dum wins by a technical knockout!


          

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