Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\938720.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Turdnips defeated Clove for 5k by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Tuesday, April 08, 2014In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 342 pounds (155 kilograms) is Turdnips!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 422 pounds (191 kilograms) is Clove for 5k!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
For 5K covers up.
...
...
...
...
+Turdnips tosses a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-For 5K attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Turdnips covers himself well.
...
...
+Turdnips scores with a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Turdnips suprises For 5K with a volley of stiff punches to the temple. For 5K laughs!
...
+Turdnips backs up For 5K with a series of shots to the head. For 5K ignores it.
...
...
+Turdnips shakes For 5K with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
+Turdnips annoys For 5K with a barrage of hard punches to the head!
...
...
+Turdnips staggers For 5K with a barrage of blows to the eye.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 44 of 44 punches, and Clove for 5k landed 1 of 8 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9
Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!
For 5K doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
For 5K covers up.
...
+Turdnips throws a wild straight right to the mouth.
+Turdnips tosses a solid left to the jaw.
...
+Turdnips punches For 5K with a volley of painful shots to the stomach. For 5K sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
...
+Turdnips tattoos For 5K with a furious jab to the jaw.
...
...
...
+Turdnips thumps For 5K with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
+Turdnips clocks For 5K with a pair of punches to the head.
...
+Turdnips connects with a series of punches to the eye.
+Turdnips strikes with a flurry of punches to the nose. For 5K sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
...
+Turdnips backs up For 5K with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
+Turdnips fires a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
+Turdnips pounds For 5K with a strong hook to the solar plexus.
...
+Turdnips rocks For 5K with a series of punches to the chin. For 5K gets mad!
...
...
...
+Turdnips throws For 5K with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
...
+Turdnips punches For 5K with a flurry of punches to the face.
-For 5K tries a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Turdnips steps aside and laughs.
...
+Turdnips hammers For 5K with a pair of mean punches to the chin!
...
...
+Turdnips pops For 5K with a pair of punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 66 of 66 punches, and Clove for 5k landed 2 of 8 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18
Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!
For 5K doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
For 5K is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Turdnips drills For 5K with a series of light punches to the temple!!
+Turdnips connects with a series of stiff punches to the head.
-For 5K fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
...
-For 5K attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
-For 5K throws a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
...
+Turdnips pops For 5K with a stinging jab to the chin.
+Turdnips jars For 5K with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. For 5K grimaces in pain.
-For 5K launches a left to the temple, but Turdnips backs out of it.
+For 5K stuns Turdnips with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
-For 5K attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-For 5K attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
...
+Turdnips hurts For 5K with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Turdnips takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the eye. For 5K gets mad!
...
...
-For 5K throws a pair of blows to the head, but Turdnips leaps aside.
...
...
+Turdnips annoys For 5K with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
...
+Turdnips tags For 5K with a series of punches to the solar plexus. For 5K sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Turdnips punches For 5K with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
...
...
-For 5K throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Turdnips escapes.
...
+Turdnips hits with a series of punches to the eye.
-For 5K lashes out with a left to the temple, but falls short.
+Turdnips hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose. For 5K hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
+Turdnips punches For 5K with a series of painful punches to the chin.
...
...
+Turdnips hits For 5K with a series of punches to the face.
+Turdnips solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
+For 5K lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Turdnips gets mad!
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 70 of 70 punches, and Clove for 5k landed 13 of 65 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 30-27
Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
For 5K doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
For 5K is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Turdnips annoys For 5K with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus!
-For 5K probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-For 5K lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
...
+Turdnips tags For 5K with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose. For 5K covers up.
-For 5K tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
...
...
-For 5K lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Turdnips steps aside and laughs.
-For 5K charges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
...
...
-For 5K attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
...
...
+For 5K takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple. Turdnips sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
...
+Turdnips wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Turdnips hits with a volley of strong punches to the head.
-For 5K lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Turdnips narrowly avoids it
-For 5K attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Turdnips hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. For 5K covers up.
...
...
-For 5K charges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Turdnips stays away from it.
...
-For 5K attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-For 5K launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
-For 5K lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Turdnips backs out of it.
+Turdnips hammers For 5K with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Turdnips belts For 5K with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Turdnips hits with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. For 5K quickly recovers.
+Turdnips grazes For 5K with a barrage of punches to the eye. For 5K hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Turdnips clocks For 5K with a volley of punches to the ribs. For 5K sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Turdnips throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-For 5K throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Turdnips hurts For 5K with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
...
+Turdnips tags For 5K with a strong straight right to the eye. For 5K beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
+Turdnips smacks For 5K with a barrage of punches to the chin. For 5K beats a hasty retreat.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 65 of 65 punches, and Clove for 5k landed 11 of 67 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 40-36
Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
For 5K doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 40-36
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 40-36
Turdnips wins by decision!
|