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(Toughman) Turdnips defeated BOT-159329 by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Sunday, April 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Turdnips!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is BOT-159329!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Turdnips backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159329 fights inside. (inside)

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+Turdnips scores with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Turdnips jolts Bot-159329 with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs!!
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-Bot-159329 fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Turdnips backs out of it.
-Bot-159329 throws a hook to the ribs, but Turdnips covers himself well.
+Bot-159329 rocks Turdnips with a series of light blows to the ribs. Turdnips falls against the ropes!
+Turdnips tags Bot-159329 with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-159329 launches a right to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Turdnips hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159329 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-159329 attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-159329 suprises Turdnips with a volley of wild blows to the ribs.
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+Turdnips throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-159329 landed 11 of 42 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9


Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159329 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Turdnips backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159329 fights inside. (inside)

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+Turdnips throws a jab to the chest!!
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+Turdnips connects with a pair of punches to the chest!
-Bot-159329 launches a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Bot-159329 throws a hook to the chest, but Turdnips beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-159329 throws a right to the stomach, but Turdnips steps aside.
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+Turdnips shakes Bot-159329 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Bot-159329 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bot-159329 attacks with a right straight right to the chest, but only hits air.
+Bot-159329 slams Turdnips with a barrage of shots to the ribs! Turdnips laughs!
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-Bot-159329 throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Turdnips escapes.
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+Turdnips connects with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs! Bot-159329 seems wobbly!
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-Bot-159329 tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 25 of 25 punches, and BOT-159329 landed 8 of 38 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18


Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159329 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159329 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Turdnips grazes Bot-159329 with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
-Bot-159329 probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Turdnips narrowly avoids it
+Bot-159329 hammers Turdnips with a pair of powerful punches to the face!
+Turdnips connects with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!
Turdnips lands a mighty right blow to the head and Bot-159329 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bot-159329 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-159329 lands a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
-Bot-159329 charges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Turdnips covers himself well.
-Bot-159329 attempts a left roundhouse to the face, but Turdnips ducks.
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+Bot-159329 pops Turdnips with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Turdnips hits with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Bot-159329 annoys Turdnips with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+Turdnips hammers Bot-159329 with a strong cross to the temple.
Turdnips lands a lightning blow to the temple and Bot-159329 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-159329 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Turdnips lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the face. Bot-159329 gets mad!
Turdnips lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Bot-159329 is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Turdnips wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Turdnips is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Bot-159329 is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9

Turdnips wins by a knockout!