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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Darkside Dancer II by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, April 07, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Darkside Dancer II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Darkside steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
+Darkside slams Pillow Hands with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 38 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but Darkside steps aside and laughs.
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+Darkside hits with a uppercut to the face.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a uppercut to the temple, but Darkside covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Darkside leaps aside.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 38 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a straight right to the chin, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands throws a right jab to the head, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the chin, but Darkside quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Darkside steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of punches to the head, but Darkside stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Darkside tags Pillow Hands with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands fires a left to the ribs, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a hook to the mouth, but Darkside ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left uppercut to the mouth, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Darkside blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Darkside backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Darkside steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the mouth, but Darkside escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left blows to the eye, but Darkside backs out of it.
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+Darkside hits with a series of blows to the head. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 5 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Darkside pokes Pillow Hands with a barrage of furious punches to the temple!
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Darkside narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but Darkside steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Darkside covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of left blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 39 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Darkside steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Darkside ducks just in time.
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+Darkside grazes Pillow Hands with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!!
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Darkside beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the head, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the nose, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands launches a right hook to the eye, but Darkside covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Darkside steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 37 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 5 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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+Darkside hammers Pillow Hands with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs!
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of right shots to the jaw, but Darkside stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Darkside blocks.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a right left to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of blows to the temple, but Darkside takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left shots to the temple, but Darkside deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a straight right to the ribs, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a right straight right to the face, but falls short.
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+Darkside tags Pillow Hands with a stinging roundhouse to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 42 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

-Pillow Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Darkside pokes Pillow Hands with a pair of wild shots to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Darkside leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Darkside ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 37 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Darkside covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Darkside blocks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right roundhouse to the temple, but Darkside hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Darkside smashes Pillow Hands with a barrage of blows to the chin. Pillow Hands retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Hands fires a roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 43 punches, and Darkside Dancer II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Darkside doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!


          

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