Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937715.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
-Hands tries a series of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Hands annoys Blerp with a volley of off balance shots to the chin. Blerp ignores it.
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-Hands probes with a series of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Hands annoys Blerp with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
-Hands lashes out with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Hands paws a pair of shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Blerp attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Blerp fires a series of solid punches to the eye.
Blerp lands a blood spattering right haymaker and Hands is knocked out of the ring!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Blerp jolts Hands with a pair of nice punches to the face.
Blerp lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Hands falls senseless!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the nose, but Blerp ducks.
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+Hands catches Blerp with a series of blows to the face!
-Hands lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Hands lands a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Hands annoys Blerp with a nasty left to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 16 of 60 punches.
blerp won the round 10-7
blerp is winning the fight 10-7
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
+Blerp rocks Hands with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Blerp sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hands seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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