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(Heavyweight) dum dum dum defeated Cain Velasquez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Monday, March 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 288 pounds (131 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is dum dum dum!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez paws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dum Dum Dum annoys Velasquez with a pair of shots to the face.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum tags Velasquez with a jab to the chin!! Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
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+Dum Dum Dum pounds Velasquez with a volley of punches to the face. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dum Dum Dum smacks Velasquez with a barrage of loud shots to the nose.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Dum Dum Dum steps aside and laughs.
-Velasquez fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Velasquez probes with a right uppercut to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and dum dum dum landed 31 of 31 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Dum Dum Dum doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

-Velasquez lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez charges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
+Dum Dum Dum belts Velasquez with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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+Dum Dum Dum wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the jaw. Velasquez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dum Dum Dum punches Velasquez with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a right sweeping right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of right shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Dum Dum Dum thumps Velasquez with a pair of blows to the head.
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez lunges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Dum Dum Dum lands a series of punches to the head. Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
-Velasquez paws a right straight right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and dum dum dum landed 33 of 33 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Dum Dum Dum pops Velasquez with a hook to the nose.
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+Dum Dum Dum tosses a pair of blows to the mouth!
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Dum Dum Dum deftly avoits it.
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a volley of off balance blows to the jaw.
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dum Dum Dum hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Dum Dum Dum hides behind his gloves.
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+Dum Dum Dum annoys Velasquez with a pair of painful shots to the chest. Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Dum Dum Dum tags Velasquez with a series of shots to the jaw!
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-Velasquez tries a series of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and dum dum dum landed 30 of 33 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 30-27


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Dum Dum Dum stuns Velasquez with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Dum Dum Dum tosses a volley of punches to the face. Velasquez shakes his head to clear it.
-Velasquez charges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum throws a strong right to the chin. Velasquez shakes his head to clear it.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dum Dum Dum ducks just in time.
+Dum Dum Dum connects with a series of powerful blows to the eye!! Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Dum Dum Dum ducks.
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+Dum Dum Dum punches Velasquez with a pair of stiff shots to the nose!
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Dum Dum Dum escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and dum dum dum landed 33 of 33 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 40-36


Velasquez is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.

Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Dum Dum Dum hammers Velasquez with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs!!
+Dum Dum Dum throws a painful uppercut to the chin.
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-Velasquez throws a series of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Velasquez tries a pair of left shots to the eye, but Dum Dum Dum covers himself well.
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dum Dum Dum takes it in the forearms.
Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dum Dum Dum takes it in the forearms.
+Dum Dum Dum lands a volley of off balance shots to the head!!
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dum Dum Dum ties him up.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Dum Dum Dum thumps Velasquez with a series of off balance punches to the face.
+Dum Dum Dum throws a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and dum dum dum landed 30 of 30 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 50-45


Velasquez is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.

Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dum Dum Dum comes out fighting.

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+Dum Dum Dum tags Velasquez with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Velasquez ignores it.
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+Dum Dum Dum grazes Velasquez with a series of nice punches to the chin.
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+Dum Dum Dum connects with a volley of blows to the eye.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dum Dum Dum tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a series of blows to the temple, but Dum Dum Dum escapes.
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-Velasquez paws a series of shots to the nose, but falls short.
+Dum Dum Dum punches Velasquez with a pair of punches to the face. Velasquez seems wobbly!
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+Dum Dum Dum annoys Velasquez with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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-Velasquez attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez tries to land a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Dum Dum Dum steps aside.
+Dum Dum Dum attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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-Velasquez tries a series of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
Velasquez looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.

Dum Dum Dum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let Cain Velasquez continue the fight! dum dum dum wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 2: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 3: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9

dum dum dum wins by a technical knockout!


          

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