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(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated slicknick by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, March 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is slicknick!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens takes charge with a barrage of loud shots to the face. Slicknick laughs!
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-Hitchens lunges with a volley of right blows to the nose, but Slicknick steps aside.
+Slicknick hits Hitchens with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
+Hitchens hits with a pair of light blows to the face.
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+Hitchens strikes with a pair of shots to the temple. Slicknick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hitchens throws a barrage of blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

slicknick landed 6 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 32 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9


Slicknick doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.

Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slicknick steps aside.
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-Hitchens fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens jolts Slicknick with a cross to the chin. Slicknick covers up.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus! Slicknick is hurt!
+Slicknick attacks with a flurry of off balance blows to the chin. Hitchens seems wobbly!
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+Hitchens connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

slicknick landed 5 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18


Slicknick doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.

Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens tries a left to the ribs, but Slicknick narrowly avoids it
+Hitchens hammers Slicknick with a series of blows to the face!! Slicknick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hitchens hits with a flurry of hard punches to the nose. Slicknick ignores it.
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+Hitchens nails Slicknick with a pair of light blows to the mouth. Slicknick shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hitchens nails Slicknick with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

slicknick landed 4 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 30 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27


Slicknick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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+Hitchens tags Slicknick with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Hitchens throws a series of shots to the nose, but Slicknick blocks.
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-Slicknick throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens belts Slicknick with a series of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Hitchens smashes Slicknick with a series of strong blows to the face.
+Hitchens hits Slicknick with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

slicknick landed 3 of 8 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 30 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36


Slicknick is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

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-Hitchens launches a left right to the jaw, but Slicknick steps aside and laughs.
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-Hitchens probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Slicknick covers himself well.
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+Hitchens slams Slicknick with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!! Slicknick asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a mean jab to the temple.
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+Hitchens jolts Slicknick with a wild left to the nose.
-Slicknick tries a series of blows to the chin, but Hitchens quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

slicknick landed 2 of 9 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 24 of 31 punches.

Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9

Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45


Slicknick is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slicknick covers up.
Hitchens comes out fighting.

+Hitchens belts Slicknick with a jab to the face.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slicknick backs out of it.
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+Hitchens connects with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Slicknick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slicknick charges with a volley of blows to the chin, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens hits with a series of punches to the temple!
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+Hitchens annoys Slicknick with a volley of loud shots to the chin.
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+Hitchens annoys Slicknick with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Hitchens fires a roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL
Slicknick is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let slicknick continue the fight! Christopher Hitchens wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9

Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!


          

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