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(Welterweight) Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" defeated Cosmo Kramer by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, March 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

-The One Man Wrecking Crew attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Kramer fires a volley of wild punches to the face!!
+Kramer wallops The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of heavy punches to the head!
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+Kramer smashes The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of off balance punches to the temple. The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't notice.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer lands a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Kramer escapes.
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+Kramer punches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Kramer clocks The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer staggers The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the nose.
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tags The One Man Wrecking Crew with a light right to the face! The One Man Wrecking Crew covers up.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a series of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 39 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Kramer shakes The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the face.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer punches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Kramer hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kramer attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer jars The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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+Kramer hits with a series of shots to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew paws a series of shots to the chest, but Kramer ducks.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew charges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Kramer solidly lands a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.
+Kramer nails The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 6 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 34 of 40 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The One Man Wrecking Crew clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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+The One Man Wrecking Crew solidly lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus! Kramer retreats to the far corner.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer rocks The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of nasty shots to the temple.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer belts The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Kramer tosses a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Kramer staggers The One Man Wrecking Crew with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Kramer wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the stomach. The One Man Wrecking Crew beats a hasty retreat.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew smashes Kramer with a pair of strong shots to the ribs!
+Kramer wakes up the fans with a jab to the chin! The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer connects with a volley of commanding punches to the chin!!
-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but Kramer ducks.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 41 of 41 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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+Kramer catches The One Man Wrecking Crew with a strong uppercut to the nose!!
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Kramer leaps aside.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a right to the stomach, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 21 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 9 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

The One Man Wrecking Crew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer stuns The One Man Wrecking Crew with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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+Kramer belts The One Man Wrecking Crew with a flurry of punches to the stomach. The One Man Wrecking Crew grimaces in pain.
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+Kramer stuns The One Man Wrecking Crew with a heavy right to the head.
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+Kramer annoys The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of punches to the jaw. The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer jars The One Man Wrecking Crew with a series of punches to the face.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew fires a series of right shots to the stomach, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew hits Kramer with a barrage of blows to the ribs! Kramer doesn't notice.
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Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kramer ducks.
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+Kramer hits with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer rocks The One Man Wrecking Crew with a barrage of punches to the jaw. The One Man Wrecking Crew shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 5 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 40 of 41 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

The One Man Wrecking Crew is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer covers up.

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+Kramer attacks with a pair of mean roundhouses to the nose. The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew attacks with a volley of right hooks to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a right roundhouse to the temple, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew jars Kramer with a series of crosses to the mouth. Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a crashing right punch in the nose and Kramer collapses!!

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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kramer drills The One Man Wrecking Crew with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew tosses a volley of glancing hooks to the jaw!
The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a bone crushing right blow to the temple and Kramer falls senseless!!

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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the mouth, but misses.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of shots to the head.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew hurts Kramer with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew hits with a pair of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" landed 11 of 40 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches.

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" won the round 10-7

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" is winning the fight 66-65


The One Man Wrecking Crew doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

The One Man Wrecking Crew is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kramer hits with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+The One Man Wrecking Crew throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
+The One Man Wrecking Crew backs up Kramer with a pair of stiff crosses to the nose. Kramer shakes his head to clear it.
The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a brutal left cross to the jaw and Kramer is flattened!!

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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kramer whacks The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-The One Man Wrecking Crew probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Kramer backs out of it.
+Kramer lands a series of painful punches to the ribs. The One Man Wrecking Crew quickly recovers.
+Kramer thumps The One Man Wrecking Crew with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. The One Man Wrecking Crew hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The One Man Wrecking Crew hits Kramer with a volley of crosses to the chin. Kramer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+The One Man Wrecking Crew slams Kramer with a pair of solid punches to the temple!
The One Man Wrecking Crew lands a lightning blow to the temple and Kramer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The One Man Wrecking Crew remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kramer looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" 10-7

Jesus 2 "The One Man Wrecking crew" wins by a knockout!