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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, March 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 821 pounds (372 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Stay tags Crazyfucker with a series of commanding blows to the chin. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Stay stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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+Stay connects with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the mouth, but Stay steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Stay grazes Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the head, but Stay ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Stay hits with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Stay punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left blows to the chin, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Stay pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 27 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Stay staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Stay ducks.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a cross to the chin, but Stay ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the face, but Stay backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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+Stay catches Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries a sweeping right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Stay ties him up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Stay jolts Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Stay ties him up.
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+Stay hurts Crazyfucker with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left to the nose, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Stay escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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+Stay lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right to the mouth, but Stay backs out of it.
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+Stay wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild blows to the eye. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Stay covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Stay attacks with a volley of vicious blows to the head. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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