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(Heavyweight) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, March 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 821 pounds (372 kilograms) is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the jaw, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Stay covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Stay tags Crazyfucker with a painful roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 27 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 7 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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+Stay hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stay narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker paws a right sweeping right to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left right to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
+Stay tosses a heavy straight right to the mouth!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a hook to the eye, but he's too slow.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the head, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
+Stay throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 26 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 9 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but misses.
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+Stay smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Stay backs out of it.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Stay ties him up.
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+Stay drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Stay smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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+Stay fires a uppercut to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right to the stomach, but Stay steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Stay covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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+Stay pounds Crazyfucker with a light cross to the solar plexus!! Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of punches to the head, but Stay deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right punches to the eye, but Stay stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Stay hides behind his gloves.
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+Stay hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff shots to the head!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Stay steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Stay leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker probes with a right straight right to the face, but Stay leaps aside.
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+Stay pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Stay takes it in the forearms.
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+Stay tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Stay quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Stay steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Stay covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Stay beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stay tosses a volley of shots to the nose!!
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right uppercut to the face, but Stay backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the chin, but Stay ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches, and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man landed 8 of 8 punches.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man won the round 10-9

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stay doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 2: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 3: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 4: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 6: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 7: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 8: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 9: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 10: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 11: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9
Round 12: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 10-9

Total Score: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 120-108

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wins by decision!


          

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